Left and The Pads with The Extra Absorbent Wings

• LeftBallBigger

  9 Oct 04, 02:04

  
  
  Damn trolley won't go straight! Left tries his best to steer towards the dairy section but as if on remote the trolley heads towards the paper products section.
  
  With a jerk it arrives, Left looks up and 'With extra absorbent Wings!' stares back at him. wtf Left mumbles, but knows that the alignment of the 33rd planet makes this impossible to avoid.
  
  "Excuse me handsome" says the red clad busty Ger as she reaches around Left for the extra absorbent wings. Left looks up and Ohhhh! he knows he is in Seventh Heaven (in the seventh aisle).
  
  "That time of the month again" she says with a wink. Left winks back and couples it with his best dab smile which he picked up from watching Travolta.
  
  "Don't let it stop you" she says huskily under her breath.
  
• Garfeel

  9 Oct 04, 02:41

  geesh
• nOrmalbOi

  9 Oct 04, 02:45

  Left writes some pretty irrelevant stuff.. but still entertaining to read.. all in good english too! cant say the same about the rest of them entertainers..
  
  haha
  
  write on Left!
• HENG@

  9 Oct 04, 02:47

  Originally posted by nOrmalbOi:

  Left writes some pretty irrelevant stuff.. but still entertaining to read.. all in good english too! cant say the same about the rest of them entertainers..
  
  haha
  
  write on Left!

  yeah yeah! i agree!
• beavan

  9 Oct 04, 09:05

  more more
• PertyLucy

  9 Oct 04, 14:56

  sanitary napkin also can writing the story?
  
  its a good story mr left, your brain is ok or not?
  
  no flamm pls
• sgFish

  9 Oct 04, 15:06

  Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:

  Damn trolley won't go straight! Left tries his best to steer towards the dairy section but as if on remote the trolley heads towards the paper products section.
  
  With a jerk it arrives, Left looks up and 'With extra absorbent Wings!' stares back at him. wtf Left mumbles, but knows that the alignment of the 33rd planet makes this impossible to avoid.
  
  "Excuse me handsome" says the red clad busty Ger as she reaches around Left for the extra absorbent wings. Left looks up and Ohhhh! he knows he is in Seventh Heaven (in the seventh aisle).
  
  "That time of the month again" she says with a wink. Left winks back and couples it with his best dab smile which he picked up from watching Travolta.
  
  "Don't let it stop you" she says huskily under her breath.
  

  sounds like some sanitary pad advert
• LeftBallBigger

  10 Oct 04, 00:44

  Originally posted by PertyLucy:

  sanitary napkin also can writing the story?
  
  its a good story mr left, your brain is ok or not?
  
  no flamm pls

  My brain is fine Darliink, my sex life is the one that needs a rest..
  they are everywhere , everywhere...
  
  I have received a sign, a sign that someone from Ipoh will arrive
  to save me ..is it (isit) you?
  
  Do you bring the key? Are you the keybearer? Do you do it on the first date?
  
  Are your's winged?
  
  
• Wes Br0wn

  11 Oct 04, 13:23

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• mistyblue

  19 Nov 04, 13:55

  Well I would say its more entertaining than the TCS trash. maybe TCS need LBB as their new script writer...
• 798

  19 Nov 04, 14:03

  LBB can be literature teacher already.
  even 798 cannot write perfect english like LBB.
• amuletgurl

  19 Nov 04, 14:05

  
• kops21

  19 Nov 04, 14:13

  LBB ink veri chiem.... u drink alot of ang moh gu ni recently si bo?
• RETARDED_MORON

  15 Dec 04, 17:16

  Kotex is not cool at all.