'Swooosh'.."sh|t missed" mumbles The Hobbit as his popsicle sabre arcs miles off target and he goes off balance despite his low centre of gravity.
Left immeditely siezes the opputunity and with a low trust (high wouldnt work against the Hobbit) of his hagdaz sabre he strikes home.
PerkyLucy cheers with unbridled delight and waves her soiled liners.