If 2004 Lancer's Sex Skills is so Good..(Joke Thread)
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1. He would have gotten 10 girlfriends from sgforums.com
2. Women would be begging him for sex and orgasms
3. He would have have become the next Hugh Hefner
4. His tongue would have been able to lick an ice cream clean in 30 seconds.
5. He would have been able to play hula hoops for hours and days.
(due to some form of hip strength to thrust the hip around)
6. He wouldn't spent some of his time in political forums but all in bar forums
7. He would have also sian the charbo in SPH , who has taken notice of him
8. Gals would post inside the bar forum..
"2004 Lancer..wo ai ni.....ke yi geng wo zhuo ai mah?"
9. He would be in bed with the gal he lust after..
10. Would have started ANOTHER singapore playboy magazine
The above things, did not happened..and i feel sorry for him.. -
Huh, where's the joke?
Pardon me, but these are pretty lame attempts of trying to be funny...
Why do you have so much time to slime others?
No offence, just curious. -
hahaha.. 2004 lancer must jia you wor..
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11. he would actually had sex once...
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Ha ha.. Now that's a joke.Originally posted by WoShiNoobie:11. he would actually had sex once... -
haha learn from him SBSK
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lolOriginally posted by EricDraven:Huh, where's the joke?
Pardon me, but these are pretty lame attempts of trying to be funny...
Why do you have so much time to slime others?
No offence, just curious. -
This thread is meant to be a sacarstic form of funny..Originally posted by EricDraven:Huh, where's the joke?
Pardon me, but these are pretty lame attempts of trying to be funny...
Why do you have so much time to slime others?
No offence, just curious.
haiz. nvm lar..you just registered...dunno how lancer2004 is like -
if my skill is so good, the most i will give u is a copy of playboy sex magazine for u to par chew cheng....kakakakaaaa......people wanna be sarcastically funny...let him be lor....i also enjoy his jokes and sex stories.........but STILL those sex stories are not as real as mine la...kakakakakaaaa
NOt happy SAY!!!!!!
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SO FUNNY
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lol. slimer.Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:1. He would have gotten 10 girlfriends from sgforums.com
2. Women would be begging him for sex and orgasms
3. He would have have become the next Hugh Hefner
4. His tongue would have been able to lick an ice cream clean in 30 seconds.
5. He would have been able to play hula hoops for hours and days.
(due to some form of hip strength to thrust the hip around)
6. He wouldn't spent some of his time in political forums but all in bar forums
7. He would have also sian the charbo in SPH , who has taken notice of him
8. Gals would post inside the bar forum..
"2004 Lancer..wo ai ni.....ke yi geng wo zhuo ai mah?"
9. He would be in bed with the gal he lust after..
10. Would have started ANOTHER singapore playboy magazine
The above things, did not happened..and i feel sorry for him.. -
you will only do that cause that is the limit of your abilities? only having your left and right hands as sex partners?Originally posted by 2004Lancer:if my skill is so good, the most i will give u is a copy of playboy sex magazine for u to par chew cheng.... -
huh???
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Originally posted by 2004Lancer:if my skill is so good, the most i will give u is a copy of playboy sex magazine for u to par chew cheng....kakakakaaaa......people wanna be sarcastically funny...let him be lor....i also enjoy his jokes and sex stories.........but STILL those sex stories are not as real as mine la...kakakakakaaaa
NOt happy SAY!!!!!! .................................... 
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Your sex stories...pathetic.Originally posted by 2004Lancer:if my skill is so good, the most i will give u is a copy of playboy sex magazine for u to par chew cheng....kakakakaaaa......people wanna be sarcastically funny...let him be lor....i also enjoy his jokes and sex stories.........but STILL those sex stories are not as real as mine la...kakakakakaaaa
NOt happy SAY!!!!!! -
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if u find them pathetic, still read for f.u.c.k?!?!?! cover your ears lor......Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:Your sex stories...pathetic. -
you read with your ears?Originally posted by 2004Lancer:if u find them pathetic, still read for f.u.c.k?!?!?! cover your ears lor......