Wat Tricks Can Your D|ck Do?

• LeftBallBigger

  15 Oct 04, 12:35

  I thought mine to act as a compass... it points true north
  
  Also very good at playing curled-up dead...
  
  I bet..
  
  2004Lancers' can double as a tyre jack to change tyres...
  
  FireIce's can double as a ice pick..
  
  The Hobbit's can double as a remote controller for Hobby aircraft...
  
  
• FireIce

  15 Oct 04, 12:39

  oh yeah.....i can pound belachan with mine!
  
  
• LeftBallBigger

  15 Oct 04, 12:42

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  oh yeah.....i can pound belachan with mine!
  
  

  Neat trick! Can't do that one...have to be circumsized to do that or the assam will get stuck under the hood.....
• Smicer

  15 Oct 04, 12:46

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  oh yeah.....i can pound belachan with mine!
  
  

  pounding belachan phrase again ? change la ! getting stale oredi
• xavier tan

  15 Oct 04, 12:48

  Mine as a compass also but point north-east.
  As for pounding i can...
• soulness

  15 Oct 04, 12:50

  Originally posted by Smicer:

  pounding belachan phrase again ? change la ! getting stale oredi

  +1
• LeftBallBigger

  15 Oct 04, 13:07

  Where to get it blue tooth enabled?
• djjc_1

  15 Oct 04, 13:33

  mine will carry 10 donuts, so i never get hungry !!
• the.raven

  15 Oct 04, 13:39

  Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:

  I thought mine to act as a compass... it points true north
  
  Also very good at playing curled-up dead...
  
  I bet..
  
  2004Lancers' can double as a tyre jack to change tyres...
  
  FireIce's can double as a ice pick..
  
  The Hobbit's can double as a remote controller for Hobby aircraft...
  
  

  my dick can shoot newtonian fluids that have projectile motions in a parabolic trajectory!!!
• usck

  15 Oct 04, 13:39

  my function is to peform 3 to 5 sec of water works!!
• Ogbunwezeh

  15 Oct 04, 14:47

  My gf like to use my didi to stimulate her clitoris while we r foreplaying...
• FireIce

  15 Oct 04, 15:04

  why cannot say pound belachan..........
  
  mus be consistent mah...
• greengoblin

  15 Oct 04, 19:44

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  oh yeah.....i can pound belachan with mine!
  
  

  +1
• SGpork

  15 Oct 04, 21:09

  
• shade343

  15 Oct 04, 22:12

  Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:

  I thought mine to act as a compass... it points true north
  
  Also very good at playing curled-up dead...
  
  I bet..
  
  2004Lancers' can double as a tyre jack to change tyres...
  
  FireIce's can double as a ice pick..
  
  The Hobbit's can double as a remote controller for Hobby aircraft...
  
  

  FireIce is a male?
  All this while I thought she was a she
• beavan

  15 Oct 04, 22:27

  she is a girl.....supposedly larh,but it is an online world..
• sgFish

  15 Oct 04, 22:50

  mine can designate targets for laser guided munitions
• LeftBallBigger

  15 Oct 04, 22:51

  Originally posted by shade343:

  FireIce is a male?
  All this while I thought she was a she

  FireIce is a she with a cock. .. a shecock...
  
  FireIce: she whips out her cock and say "suck it baby"then leftballbigger got
  heart attack and die between her thighs
• Gordonator

  15 Oct 04, 23:13

  i can pee with mine.
• Nelstaer

  16 Oct 04, 01:06

  fly
• alien queen

  16 Oct 04, 01:10

  I knew a guy...His dIck only hurt him.
  When he see a porn movie, his dIck erect so fast from 6 o'clock position to 12 o'clock position that it hit him in his face, causing his nose to bleed.....How abt that?
  
  
• meander

  16 Oct 04, 01:58

  Originally posted by alien queen:

  I knew a guy...His dIck only hurt him.
  When he see a porn movie, his dIck erect so fast from 6 o'clock position to 12 o'clock position that it hit him in his face, causing his nose to bleed.....How abt that?
  
  

  wah he must be damn short