I figured out why IÂ’ve got insommiaÂ… There are 25 floors in my apartment block with 30 units a floor..thats works out to 750 apartments with an average 1 woman an apartmentÂ…a staggering 750 women..
Just the thought of 750 living and breathing women to the left, right, below and above me drives me crazyÂ… how the heck am I suppose to sleep?
And I have to admit IÂ’m like the Doctor Dolittle of pus8ies..I talk to them.. and they talk back!
Just last night the 60 year old one on the 8th floor was discussing the US elections the whole darn nightÂ…she thinks Kerry will win.. I said tough cos he looks like a horse...She said if he doesnÂ’t, sheÂ’ll let me do her anytime I want.. I said itÂ’s ok... she insistsÂ….. IÂ’m praying Kerry winsÂ…