Here I was minding my own businessÂ… long day and I was tired so all I wanted was to get into the apartment, cook the pasta I had just bought from the supermarket and watch HBOÂ…
I step into the lift and see this super hot Mama I have never seen before despite staying here for the last 2 yearsÂ… gawd sheÂ’s to die for good lookingÂ…
“Hi haven’t I seen you around” she asks. As usual when I’m around pretty girls the sh|t invades my brain and I go “Ahhmm I think so”.
She looks me up and down, notices the pack of pasta and says “You living alone?” and I go “ahuh”… I really need to take lessons in cool soon….
She goes “ I have some ribs in the fridge I can heat up”…
I say “Oh,, ok…” I wind up at the 10th floor in her apartment and it’s a nice place with subtle lighting and all.. Peter White is playing his guitar on the stereo..I think its that tune called Carnival..
She heats the ribs and places them on the tableÂ…they look real good too..
“You got to work tomorrow?” “No, I say with false importance like I own the darn business”.. “Oh that’s good, we can sleep in and have lunch..” she says with a tinge of sauciness…
And then she goes into the bathroomÂ…. IÂ’m telling myself that I have to try to do 2 hours with vigourÂ…
She comes out and walks naked to the fridge….. …. “You want a beer?”.... her bod is faultless...just like the gerbods that hang out at the gym, not an ounce of fat and firm boobs that just vibrate ever so slightly with her long legged strides. She bends over to grab a can of Hinie and her long straight hair just spills everywhere. .
. The ribs are untouched, she's snoozing with the tv on and I'm on my lappie...
Tomorrow, we'll be up late... it's a good life ........
If we are only in transit in this life, I really need to extend my visa.... and sign up for a distance learning program in cool...
SerialBox
is this fake or true?
Patrik
the.raven
Originally posted by SerialBox:
is this fake or true?
fake
alien queen
Originally posted by SerialBox:
is this fake or true?
Fake...but good imagination. From 8 to 80 yrs old women he can think of it all...
beavan
duh~ of cos fake..
zheshi
as long as it a female..he can think of anything
Quinsy
Highly creative individual BUT only when it comes to females.
MeoW_MeoW
another story teller with too much time on his hands... or dick...