Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:
True account of KTV outing the other night
We all troop into this low-end KTV for happy hours..
The Mamasan waltzes in on her ‘can kill with 1 poke’ heels and takes our Gers orders.
Simon’s grumpy wife has been in a ‘no entry, touch me and I’ll kill you’ mode for a long time so he wants a hand-job. Mamasan says she will arrange her best Ger Ger
A couple of minutes later, even before the brandy arrives or the karaoke music is turned on, comes this fierce looking beeech in a tiger stripes outfit
We all canÂ’t help but stop talking at this point due to the shock of her outrageous tiger costume coupled with her red hair highlights looking like a Pasir Panjang Seafood 88 Chinese Singer. At this point Simon is still calm and composed.
She sits down, introduces herself as Tiger Sally, ‘my name is Thiger Salleee’ she says and immediately opens her monster pigskin LV-Shenzen handbag
Out comes a Super Jumbo Family size bottle of baby lotion, those real big ones that come with a pump dispenser....
We are all staring at it and trying not to laugh while Simon is starting to squirm in his seat like a cornered rabbit, by now I think his d|ck already went into hiding..
She squirts a liberal amount of baby lotion onto her hands and rubs them together like she’s getting ready to rip out someone’s d|ck and even slaps her hands together ‘piak ‘piak ‘piak .. Wah!. just watching we are getting worried for Simon..
By now Simon is getting nervous like he|l and tells her to relax.. have some drinks, sing some songs first la…”Slow slow get into the mood first” he tries to coax her....
Tiger Sally replies loudly: [b] “Hello Ah Hiar You Think What?! So Much Time Ar?! Many People Waiting You Know?!”
We all burst out “Waaa Haa Haha”.. ….
Unforgettable .. simply unforgettable this Tiger SallvÂ….. even writing this makes me wanna laughÂ….
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haha,,,, that's v funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!