My First Time...In A Bar...(Sexual Content) Beware!!!
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Around , 3 - 4 months back , i was dressed in a stylish black tommy hilfiger shirt with armani pants and was wearing my shades when i stumbled upon
this new bar..Unlike the normal bars, this bar was 1 hell lotta different..
In a way , it had women who dressed well instead of the normally dressed people..
Particularly , one of the women , that i took noticed to..is dressed in a red coloured italian-styled blouse, with 3 of the buttons off on the top..
revealing her nice cleavage and assets..
MeanWhile..
I was at that time, innocent and non-perverted , having an angel's heart and a kind soul , i saw that she was drinking herself , drinking more then a few mugs of beer..She was gonna order vodka with 25% alcohol content..
I decided to stop her, because i was afraid , she was dressed so sexily , from her to top...with the top of her blouse unbuttoned..she could be easily made use for sex..
I tried to comfort and console her ..but to no avail..she kept on saying
"all men are evil..all men are evil" , i tried convicing her that i am a nice guy,
she pushed me away and all the dudes in the bar give me a cold look,
as if i was pressuring her to have sex with me..
Finally , she became extremely intoxicated and drunk , and was stumbling along , while vomiting all the way, had to be kicked out of the bar...
I had no choice to pretend to be her friend in case of wolfs who would try to fetch her to sit in their sports car and she would lose her innocence to them..
I picked her in my yellow coloured Porsche Carrera GTI , and while i was heading towards my bukit timah condominium, she vomited on my car..
what the hell! a $250,000 car!
I took her to my house as i was afraid that she would be left alone without anyone to take care of her..she vomited on her own clothes as well and it was really smelly..
I really had no choice...but to help her remove the clothes
(HERE'S THE TWIST!)
While removing her clothes , button and button , my curiousity got the better on me , my whole body accidentally fell on her (unintentionally) and
i was looking around her chest area , when i saw ...fake boobs!
and i felt a heavy bump in the groin area!
omg...not possible , i saw a familiar outline of a dlck and 2 balls!
To my complete horror , i saw that the LEFTBALL was bigger!
Aren't i sibei suay? always see she-male haiz
(Thats how my relationship with LBB began)
Hope you enjoyed the story -
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hahahaha while i was reading the first few para i was still wondering how come i didn't see names like perky, lbb, lancer etc coming up .. luckily u didnt dissapoint mi ....
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How was it?
im going to switch to writing man-women relationship liao..
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PART II
I tried removing her bra..and OMG it dropped off!
i saw her fake skin-coloured pads dropping off and the tons of makeup that was used to make her look like a female..omg it shocked me so much...
I was actually feelin horny when i removed her clothings just now..
Now it just seems that...
i was entirely shocked..
The she-male after-that woke up and said he wanted to enter a gaying relationship with me..
The problem is that..
My girlfriend (pure female) would be very upset with me...
So i asked her that our relationship be strictly limited to sex.
So i told the she-male...how about a THREESOME?
The she-male agreed.
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ok...now tts really something... *salutes*
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U got no other VICTIMS ah?
always LBB or 2004Lancer....
Try I am Twat for a change leh....Cortez also good
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stop trying to be funny. you're failing badly
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i am waiting for leftballbigger to counter attack
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THis sTory made me laugh good 1
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Originally posted by Axelheat755:
bo ...even gays must stay faithful to 1 partner mah
U got no other [b]VICTIMS ah?
always LBB or 2004Lancer....
Try I am Twat for a change leh....Cortez also good [/b]
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wah lau...... u really sibei suay lor........ hahaha so wats the situation now
?? is she beside u ?? hee
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*Applause*
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Errr...Vodka should be at least above 35%.....
Maybe heshe had ordered a "chiong" Vodka -
jialat...someone discovered my error =/Originally posted by Demolition:Errr...Vodka should be at least above 35%.....
Maybe heshe had ordered a "chiong" Vodka 
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Next time mention Vodka can already, don't mention the alcohol %Originally posted by SibeiSuayKia:jialat...someone discovered my error =/ -
can write story where im f.ucking icyprincess?
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if icyprincess agree to roleplay with you den good larh.
our 1st cybersex ever?
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Hey, I have a story to write too. I think SBSK fits this character of my story. LOL. In Fact he will be the main character of the story.LOLOL Will post later.
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find me a 25% alcohol vol. vodka!!!!!
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lol. SBSK obviously never drink b4...Originally posted by ratinacage:find me a 25% alcohol vol. vodka!!!!! -
argh his stories r horrid. I gotta start doing reviews like N does reviews at ff.net.
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i dun believe u have Tommy Hilfiger shirt and Armani pantsOriginally posted by SibeiSuayKia:i was dressed in a stylish black tommy hilfiger shirt with armani pants -
I strongly believe he do have...but bought from "Sungei Road"Originally posted by FireIce:i dun believe u have Tommy Hilfiger shirt and Armani pants