LOL. Here is a story of your favourite Agent!!!! SBSK and other ppl here, hope you have a good sense of humor and you dont mind.
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Secret Journal of Agent SBSK!!!!!
21 October 2004 Morning
Today was a damn hectic day. Woke up at 9a.m and felt real horny. Decided to measure it. It was 14cm long.
Hmm...a slight improvement of 2cm from last month. Reported to work at around 10am only to find Boss dumping a file
on my table labeled "Top Secret". It was my new assignment of the week. Opened the file and stared at the contents.
I sighed and depress a button on my table. One of my lackey, Agent CBK(chee bye kia), came in. Demanded a full report of the
victim on my mission. He bowed and saluted before leaving my office. What a sucker. I like it when people suck up to me anyway.
In the afeternoon, CBK entered my office and gave me a report and some colored pictures of the victim. It seems that this
person has a huge bulge on the left side of his pants. "Na beh" I thought, " cant they just estimate the size?" "Must ask me
go find out the exact circumference of his left ball there meh? On closer inspection of the picture, I found out that the victim's
chest seem to be swollen as well. Before heading back home, I left some instruction for my other lackey, Agent LJB(lan jiao bin), to
go spy on my intended victim and prepare my secret tools for tomorrow's "field trip". Looks like im gonna have some fun tomorrow...