must celebrate or notOriginally posted by LeftBallBigger:Mine's up to 7 inches now![]()
must give award: zui jia man zu gan awardOriginally posted by blowfish:must celebrate or not
Ya, be careful Very Old Man..Originally posted by Very Old Man:From my past experience....
Mine shrinking wor....Old man is like that lah..now only 8 inches long...lalalalalala![]()
Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:Ya, be careful Very Old Man..
My old man neighbour used to have that problem too..
Than 1 day he woke up and it plain fell off..
Good thing the Dog didnt get at it...![]()
Wow! That's a long nose.Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:Mine's up to 7 inches now![]()
No, I just feed it Beer and the occasional 'cat'Originally posted by mistyblue:Wow! That's a long nose.
So what kind of B.S. have you said to made it grow that long???
hahaOriginally posted by LeftBallBigger:No, I just feed it Beer and the occasional 'cat'![]()
Cos she thought it was an IpodOriginally posted by robin818:why didnt the cat bite it off?![]()
Let me do a Tan Ah Teck and tell you a storyOriginally posted by Very Old Man:From my past experience....
Mine shrinking wor....Old man is like that lah..now only 8 inches long...lalalalalala![]()
Originally posted by mistyblue:Let me do a Tan Ah Teck and tell you a story
Long time ago, in the ancient world, there lived this man who was unhappy with his "nose". He was a herb collector and constantly go off to the mountains alone. One day, he gone into a cave and found a magic lamp. He rubbed the lamp and a genie comes out and said: "I will grant you one wish." So this unhappy many think for a moment and he want to be happy. So he said: "Make my 'nose' to be so long that it touch the ground!" The genie said, "This will be a challenge but I will make it happen just for you." The genie chanted and a puff of smoke and a lightning and all that magic magic thing.
When the smoke cleared and the lamp disappeared. The man looked down, and found no longer has legs from his butt down. Then he was discovered a few days later by a hunter who decided to open a circus instead cause it makes him more money instead of hunting. And so the moral of the story is .....
not forgetting to water it regularing and make sure it get lots of sunshine.Originally posted by robin818:here;s a tip. cut the ends regularly to make it grow faster.
Actually we were chatting about clits, nerve endings..stuff like that..Originally posted by foxwalk:fingernails? or nosehair?
clits 7 inches ? wow ..Originally posted by LeftBallBigger:Actually we were chatting about clits, nerve endings..stuff like that..
Originally posted by Very Old Man:From my past experience....
Mine shrinking wor....Old man is like that lah..now only 8 inches long...lalalalalala![]()