INTERESTING CONVERSATION
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A brunette, a red head, and a blonde were having a very interesting conversation and it got around to their daughters.
The brunette said, "I went in my daughter's room the other day and found a pack of cigarettes, I didn't even know she smoked!"
The red head said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a half-empty bottle of vodka! I didn't even know she drank!"
Then the blonde burst out and said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a pack of condoms, half-empty, I didn't even know she had a penis!" -
is it true tat blonds are stupid?
(no offence here, just tat everytime heard funny and silly jokes regarding blonds) -
hahahhahahaa
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Here's one....
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?"
The ventriloquist looks on in amazement.
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community," she continued, "and of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize.
The blonde interjects, "You stay out of this, mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!" -
Originally posted by brain damage:Here's one....
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a large, blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?"
The ventriloquist looks on in amazement.
"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community," she continued, "and of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize.
The blonde interjects, "You stay out of this, mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
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And another....
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blond is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blond replies "Shut up, you're next." -
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I've met some smart blondes (males)Originally posted by monkeybusiness:is it true tat blonds are stupid?
(no offence here, just tat everytime heard funny and silly jokes regarding blonds) -
lol
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No it's a ploy really. They're just trying to make themselves seem really incapable and dumb. Then one day, when the timing's right, they'll take over the WORLD!!Originally posted by monkeybusiness:is it true tat blonds are stupid?
(no offence here, just tat everytime heard funny and silly jokes regarding blonds) -
right.......the chinese wont let themOriginally posted by SumOne:No it's a ploy really. They're just trying to make themselves seem really incapable and dumb. Then one day, when the timing's right, they'll take over the WORLD!! -
Originally posted by brain damage:And another....
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blond is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blond replies "Shut up, you're next."
Blonde jokes are so hilarious.
Blonde = bimbo? -
i juz luv blondes....
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No, Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and a half hour later they were run over by a train. -
Hilarious!
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here's more....
After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with a blonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some food to replenish his justspent energy. He pours himself a glass of milk and right before drinking it, he realises his manhood is still pretty hot, so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blonde walks in and says, "Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those." -
yet another....
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off.
A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "You dumbass, its blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!" -
Hail the blondes....
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoohoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side." -
Poor joke. I chuckled mildly.