Poolman:Come in here please
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Doing an interview for my school, dont worry i wont ask anything so personal.
Just a few questions:
1)When did you started your job as a cabby
2)Any encounter with the supernatural
3)Most eccentric customer ever
4)Nicest customer ever
5)Irritating customer ever
Thanks -
why dun u just pm him?
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answer 1 : Year 2002 3rd March .Originally posted by Simon Dean:Doing an interview for my school, dont worry i wont ask anything so personal.
Just a few questions:
1)When did you started your job as a cabby
2)Any encounter with the supernatural
3)Most eccentric customer ever
4)Nicest customer ever
5)Irritating customer ever
Thanks
answer 2 : supernatural ? No la ..... just felt that i seemed to be flying on the road all the time .
answer 3 : most eccentric ? not much , all seemed looking alright to me , that's make it even more figthening than eccentric .
once there was a malay customer , at midnight , near simpang bedok , i picked him up , he said : " woodland ave 2 ! " , please go bypass Simei , then PIE , BKE , SLE then woodland ave 2 !
Upon reaching Ave 2 , he suddenly said ; " Uncle , go back Simpang Bedok , i think i am going to the wrong wife's place , i should be going to my second's wife home , not my first wife's home !
The best part is , the trip is $35 , he gave me $80 , thinking that $50 is a $5 notes .
answer 4 : most very nice , not any particular ones , just once , that time this beautiful lady gets on board my cab , and we have some nice talk along the way , and she invited me to her house , a terrace house , living alone and we ......... nearly ! Just some kissing , touching , petting to be precise ..... and she did some wonderful blow for me , and that's it , nothing more . Just one of those wonderful memories . That's the problem of a divorcee , she's one and lonely one !
answer 5 : irritating ? Drunk customers , their stench , s*cks man , stinks ! And vomiting customers . -
Are you going to report answer No. 4 ?
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the petting n kissing part seems fake
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wah..poolman so hiong ar?
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why ? I doesn't sounds like one big f*cking jerk ?Originally posted by anhydrouscoppersulphate:the petting n kissing part seems fake -
well , sometimes u can sense whether this girl can or not ...... can get into trouble or not ..... by throwing her some questions and get some answers ...... The answers i got from this case , she's a divorcee .Originally posted by stellazio:wah..poolman so hiong ar?
I did push her a bit for that invitation , like " are you okay ? Sure ? " You need me to bring you back ? " , " Are you safe ? " " You have the keys ? "
When the frequency does click , there is a danger she want to take the risk .
U never know taxi drivers like me do have some Tao Hua Yun , plenty of them .
Just ask some female forumites here , does cabbies asked them question after questions , trying to chat you up ? We are in fact testing water !
Half drunk ladies is easiest .... trust me . Yeah that night she was half drunk , she wanted more than i wanted her .
She kept saying : " I felt terrible ! " I felt like dying " .
Desperado ? A sort like that . U never know . Sounds dramatic ?
They knew who we are , and they knew what they are doing .
U guys don't believe one night stand , do you ?
I scared of aids , that's why ! No to casual sex ! -
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Originally posted by Poolman:answer 1 : Year 2002 3rd March .
answer 2 : supernatural ? No la ..... just felt that i seemed to be flying on the road all the time .
answer 3 : most eccentric ? not much , all seemed looking alright to me , that's make it even more figthening than eccentric .
once there was a malay customer , at midnight , near simpang bedok , i picked him up , he said : " woodland ave 2 ! " , please go bypass Simei , then PIE , BKE , SLE then woodland ave 2 !
Upon reaching Ave 2 , he suddenly said ; " Uncle , go back Simpang Bedok , i think i am going to the wrong wife's place , i should be going to my second's wife home , not my first wife's home ! The best part is , the trip is $35 , he gave me $80 , thinking that $50 is a $5 notes .
answer 4 : most very nice , not any particular ones , just once , that time this beautiful lady gets on board my cab , and we have some nice talk along the way , and she invited me to her house , a terrace house , living alone and we ......... nearly ! Just some kissing , touching , petting to be precise ..... and she did some wonderful blow for me , and that's it , nothing more . Just one of those wonderful memories . That's the problem of a divorcee , she's one and lonely one !
answer 5 : irritating ? Drunk customers , their stench , s*cks man , stinks ! And vomiting customers . knn...so shiok ar? siao...now my ambition is to be a cab driver liao... -
sekali one of your customers was FireIce
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I have nvr heard of such things happen before. Mayb u are too handsome ahOriginally posted by Poolman:answer 4 : most very nice , not any particular ones , just once , that time this beautiful lady gets on board my cab , and we have some nice talk along the way , and she invited me to her house , a terrace house , living alone and we ......... nearly ! Just some kissing , touching , petting to be precise ..... and she did some wonderful blow for me , and that's it , nothing more . Just one of those wonderful memories . That's the problem of a divorcee , she's one and lonely one ! 
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Handsome no , young maybe , that time 33 , young perhaps ... as a cabby .Originally posted by Volvo Olympian:I have nvr heard of such things happen before. Mayb u are too handsome ah
Not many 33 yr old taxi driver u know ? -
Don't try anyhow ...... sekali that girl report police say u molest her , that siao liao .Originally posted by R3SsH|n: knn...so shiok ar? siao...now my ambition is to be a cab driver liao...
Must be tactful .... taxi drivers plenty of opportunities flirty with female customers .
One of my 40 year old taxi colleague married her customer , within 6 months , at first just a one-night-stand affair , then too many nights until stuck with each other . One itchy doggy and the other b*i*t*c*h*y pu55y . -
Hmm , for this case....i hope your own wife doesn't see this...if not....you will know what happen....Originally posted by Poolman:answer 4 : most very nice , not any particular ones , just once , that time this beautiful lady gets on board my cab , and we have some nice talk along the way , and she invited me to her house , a terrace house , living alone and we ......... nearly ! Just some kissing , touching , petting to be precise ..... and she did some wonderful blow for me , and that's it , nothing more . Just one of those wonderful memories . That's the problem of a divorcee , she's one and lonely one !