Fun Time!
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saw this somewhere.. was a New York versionOriginally posted by markzz:One day, Ah Seng the cabbie was driving a Japanese tourist from Changi airport to Woodlands.....
As they drove down ECP, a Honda EG6 sped past them....
Jap: Look! Honda!! Made in Japan! Very fasT! very good!!!
Seng: ................
After a while , a Mitsubishi Evo sped past them...
Jap: look! Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! Very fast! very good!!!
Seng: *annoyed * mmm...
15 mins later, a Nissan Skyline overtook the taxi on the Expressway...
Jap: wow! look! Nissan! MAde in JApan!..ver....
Seng: ya ya! Very fast!!!! very goooooooooooooooDDD!!!!
By then, Seng was very irritated by the boastful Japanese tourist.
After a long trip, they've reached their destination..
Jap: how much?
Seng: $30 please...
Jap: WHAT!!!!! why so expensive!!!!!!!!
Seng: We are using a Toshiba Taxi Meter *points at the meter*
Jap: So?
Seng: Toshiba! Made in Japan! very FAST! Very GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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NY cabs are built by Ford, not Toyota.Originally posted by 105090:saw this somewhere.. was a New York version
nice jokes!
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Nissan Cedric race with Toyota Crown along XYZ Road
the Toyota was speeding at 120km/h while Nissan was speeding at 110km/h
In the end , Nissan Cedric Wins wonder how -
Cedric driver got better technique. If you watched Initial D, you will know.Originally posted by Volvo Olympian:Nissan Cedric race with Toyota Crown along XYZ Road
the Toyota was speeding at 120km/h while Nissan was speeding at 110km/h
In the end , Nissan Cedric Wins wonder how 
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"Which cab should I board?!"
One day, a man was standing on the road kerb of North Bridge Road, Bugis, waiting to flag down a cab.
For the next 1 hour, he could not flag down any cab that passed by.
Haizzz..............
Then, exactly 1 hours later, when he managed to flag down a cab, cabs from all other companies pulled up in front of him..........
And he now have trouble deciding which cab to board
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Originally posted by SGEMP:
i dun get it.
[b]"Which cab should I board?!"
One day, a man was standing on the road kerb of North Bridge Road, Bugis, waiting to flag down a cab.
For the next 1 hour, he could not flag down any cab that passed by.
Haizzz..............
Then, exactly 1 hours later, when he managed to flag down a cab, cabs from all other companies pulled up in front of him..........
And he now have trouble deciding which cab to board !!!
"Haizzz, which cab should I board?!" he groaned[/b] -
Originally posted by SGEMP:
Obviously you have no idea how to crack jokes. Forget about even trying.
[b]"Which cab should I board?!"
One day, a man was standing on the road kerb of North Bridge Road, Bugis, waiting to flag down a cab.
For the next 1 hour, he could not flag down any cab that passed by.
Haizzz..............
Then, exactly 1 hours later, when he managed to flag down a cab, cabs from all other companies pulled up in front of him..........
And he now have trouble deciding which cab to board !!!
"Haizzz, which cab should I board?!" he groaned[/b] -
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I find out that actually this SBS9818A dislike any of SGEMP jokes here. I suggest you don't POST anything and don't give comments that is rubbish to you and flamming SGEMP around. If you don't like him , just leave it. Don't throw your frustation here and make it worse. Remember , this topic is for having fun times such as jokes or whatever.
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Originally posted by SGEMP:
dont really get the joke
[b]"Which cab should I board?!"
One day, a man was standing on the road kerb of North Bridge Road, Bugis, waiting to flag down a cab.
For the next 1 hour, he could not flag down any cab that passed by.
Haizzz..............
Then, exactly 1 hours later, when he managed to flag down a cab, cabs from all other companies pulled up in front of him..........
And he now have trouble deciding which cab to board !!!
"Haizzz, which cab should I board?!" he groaned[/b]
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Originally posted by Volvo Olympian:
Your sense of humour must be warped if you find any of those things remotely funny. Markzz's fast meter joke was funny, in comparison.
I find out that actually this SBS9818A dislike any of SGEMP jokes here. I suggest you don't [b]POST anything and don't give comments that is rubbish to you and flamming SGEMP around. If you don't like him , just leave it. Don't throw your frustation here and make it worse. Remember , this topic is for having fun times such as jokes or whatever.
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Ok , never mind then. Lets get back to our jokes now
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Hope this is funny.
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Its 11.55 pm in the night.
A taxi picks up a passenger going to Tampines from Orchard. The driver does not turn on the meter.
Passenger *thinks*: This Driver so careless. Forget to turn on meter. Nevermind later I can get free ride.
Taxi Driver *thinks*: This passenger so bodoh. Never ask me turn on meter. Later past midnight then I activate meter.
--6 Miniutes later at a traffic light--
Taxi driver: Oh dear. I forgot to turn on the meter. I will turn it on now. Don't worry I shall not charge you for the trip before I acitvated the meter.
Passenger: what ............
Passenger *Thinks* : Now must pay Midnight Surcharge.
Taxi Driver *thinks*: Now got Midnight Surcharge. More $$$.
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Wahaha, what a dodgy cunt the cabbie is. Must keep a lookout for such fellas around.Originally posted by SBS1985C:Hope this is funny.
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Its 11.55 pm in the night.
A taxi picks up a passenger going to Tampines from Orchard. The driver does not turn on the meter.
Passenger *thinks*: This Driver so careless. Forget to turn on meter. Nevermind later I can get free ride.
Taxi Driver *thinks*: This passenger so bodoh. Never ask me turn on meter. Later past midnight then I activate meter.
--6 Miniutes later at a traffic light--
Taxi driver: Oh dear. I forgot to turn on the meter. I will turn it on now. Don't worry I shall not charge you for the trip before I acitvated the meter.
Passenger: what ............
Passenger *Thinks* : Now must pay Midnight Surcharge.
Taxi Driver *thinks*: Now got Midnight Surcharge. More $$$.
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Enjoy. 
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Hmm .... I don't get what you mean .... but anyway , this can be also a off topic thread too.Originally posted by iveco:(post deleted due to irrelevance) -
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This topic can also be use as Off topic as well.Originally posted by SMRT Buses:I've created an off-topics thread & all discussions (if any) are to be continued there so that this thread will be strictly only for jokes regarding taxis. Your kind understanding & co-operation would be very much appreciated -
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