Seeing as how ppl sell all sorts of thing from underwear lah, air rifle parts lah, pens lah ..
I also want to drum up some business
rusty old clothes hanger for sale at 20cts.
Rusty old hanger can bend to make many usesCan use as garden tool for Ah ma's or mothers bean pod creepers to creep
Can bend into an "S" hook it to hang unripe banana or still use to hang clothes or rags
Can bend it straight to use as a pointed weapon to poke somebody in self defence
Can use 1 hanger to make a bow and another make an arrow pointed to the front door connected to a wire trigger to make a trap to foil house-breakers
Or bend it to dig out the key that you dropped into the toilet bowl recently.
Can also use to generate free electricity using electrolyte method during blackouts.
Those interested in this fasinating product dun hesitate to PM mi,
For a limited time only if you buy one today you get another rusty hanger absolutely free, this offer is available to you only from kumsiojui.
Hurry while stocks last.
