For sale: A Shag
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Yes, A shag. Highest offer secures.
Ladies only and must be non-smoking and non-ugly. If bid is high enough, might throw in cunnilingus for free.
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u know..."non-ugly" women can get it for free too
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Yes...with a mdget hunchback called Quasimodor Jr., but not with me. Are you putting in an offer then?Originally posted by kikq:u know..."non-ugly" women can get it for free too
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lmao...in your dreams!
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still want to chose if the non-ugly or non-smoking?
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my dog offers you a chance to pay her $300000 for her services excluding tips
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I find it distressing that apart from one female, the ones to answer are a moron and a male. Sorry, I do not bang morons (unethical), dogs (Probably illegal) nor (as mentioned in my ad) males.
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No offers yet? Come on ladies, don't be shy.
Remember: You are bidding for more than a shag - although i promise the shag alone will be worth it. You are bidding for me to piss off afterwards and disappear from your life. None of that awkward morning after moments in the office pantry. None of having to tell the guy that it was only a one off and no, you do not want to have his child.
I'll even throw in a half-eaten cookie for free.
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i helped my dog make an offer to you.
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male gigolo aka manwhoreOriginally posted by lwflee:nor (as mentioned in my ad) males.
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I find it extremely shocked and distressed that a retarded moron idiot plus stupid dumb pea-brain guy wants to be a gigolo and even advertise his services as such, and somemore never put the selling price, scared that your asking price is too high ah?Originally posted by lwflee:I find it distressing that apart from one female, the ones to answer are a moron and a male. Sorry, I do not bang morons (unethical), dogs (Probably illegal) nor (as mentioned in my ad) males.
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Not me!!! Girls and ladies, I am offering my sexual services for $8000/hour, please bid if you're interested... Discounts for loyal customer. I accept any customers as long as they are female human spieces wears a turban with some moustach and lots of sexy chest hair, damn, so sexy... Please don't be shy with me... -
Well I make an offer of $1000, but need u to shag something else, is it ok?Originally posted by lwflee:Yes, A shag. Highest offer secures.
Ladies only and must be non-smoking and non-ugly. If bid is high enough, might throw in cunnilingus for free.
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Beg ur pardon, moron need not advertise for a shag, there are many waiting in line for a moronic shag, not like some pervertic fools wanting to ask for money to shag and some more must have looks. For moron, shaging is free will and not money related, of course if there is monetary reward all the better.Originally posted by DailyFreeGames.com:I find it extremely shocked and distressed that a retarded moron idiot plus stupid dumb pea-brain guy wants to be a gigolo and even advertise his services as such, and somemore never put the selling price, scared that your asking price is too high ah?