Breaking news
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It was reported that one hour ago, the Battle Droids Army I and II, under the leadership of the new Sith Emperor, Laurence LXXXII, led a renewed attack on the Jedi Temple. The Sith Times understands that a clone of the emperor was last seen in Starblue Heaven distracting the remaining Jedi Defender, Chief Lazerlordz of the Toilet and Sanitation Council and few ragtag officers. Chief Lazerlordz, who received his education in Hoot U and specialises in gambling, was leading the guard duty over the Wesak Day weekend. This left the Temple practically vulnerable, especially so when Chief Lazerlords is known to have extreme alcoholic habit and patronises the Starblue Heaven Pub in the Red Light District.
Here are some pictures taken just minutes ago
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okOriginally posted by laurence82:It was reported that one hour ago, the Battle Droids Army I and II, under the leadership of the new Sith Emperor, Laurence LXXXII, led a renewed attack on the Jedi Temple. The Sith Times understands that a clone of the emperor was last seen in Starblue Heaven distracting the remaining Jedi Defender, Chief Lazerlordz of the Toilet and Sanitation Council and few ragtag officers. Chief Lazerlordz, who received his education in Hoot U and specialises in gambling, was leading the guard duty over the Wesak Day weekend. This left the Temple practically vulnerable, especially so when Chief Lazerlords is known to have extreme alcoholic habit and patronises the Starblue Heaven Pub in the Red Light District.
Here are some pictures taken just minutes ago -
I now proclaim the formation of a Rebel Alliance, dedicated to recapturing our lost Capital and for the battle against tyranny, oppression and evil.
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Can i volunteer? but i dun wan to be in the troop. i wanna be a DXO can?
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It seems the 2nd Rebel Alliance, formed just hours ago upon the loss of capital Coruscant, is in a dire straits. The Sith Lord, Laurence LXXXII, has not only launched a swift campaign to capture the political centre of the Galactical Republic, but has also launched simultaneous war fronts against various Jedi Corps. We have now reports coming in about the ongoing surprise attacks on Naboo. headquarters of Jedi I Corp and home of the current Chancellor , Tattooine, headquarters of the Jedi IV Corp and Supply Base, and Dagobah, training headquarters of the Jedi Corps and spiritual ground of the Jedis.
These Corps were formed 200 years ago after the death of Sith Lord Emperor Palpatine and the recapture of Coruscant by the 1st Rebel Alliance. Their very aim? To protect the Republic against any internal strife and surprise attacks by the forces of the Dark Side. It seems now, their effectiveness, is very much in question.
More pictures from the battle grounds
March on to Capital of Naboo
Battle on Tattooine
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This is really bad
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starblue heaven become starship troopers?
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i am one with the dark side.
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Starship Heaven?Originally posted by RaTtY8l:starblue heaven become starship troopers? -
i wan my progress package o emperor
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All citizens please report to Boiler Hall 115.
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To be boiled alive? Nice try!Originally posted by laurence82:All citizens please report to Boiler Hall 115. -
bbq chicken taste better than steamed chickenOriginally posted by DeadPoet:To be boiled alive? Nice try! -
Hmm, since when a boiler is used to cook something?
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ah lau is v imaginative.
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Mine. Want to give it a try?Originally posted by laurence82:Hmm, since when a boiler is used to cook something? 
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fear nt, the flying prataman has come forth to save the day.
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no. he is delusional...Originally posted by browniebaobao:ah lau is v imaginative. -
Totally agreeOriginally posted by udontknowme:no. he is delusional...
Somebody pls surpress ah lau -
woah...now he has some kinda split personality disorder...Originally posted by laurence82:Totally agree
Somebody pls surpress ah lau -
i am back.
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*shoves red lightsaber into Takumi's gut*Originally posted by Takumi2eLimit:i am back.
Not anymore.
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In his coronation ceremony, Emperor Laurence LXXXII bestowed several peerships to his supporters and chief engineers of the Second Imperial Coup. Among them, Fudgester become the Keeper and Guardian of the Jedi Temple, enabling him to gain virtually unstoppable access to all libraries, archives and secrets of the Jedi Temple.
stellazio was knighted the Chief of the Imperial Army. However, though it was highly anticipated, the Emperor disappointed many who attended by not naming anyone to the post of the Chief of the Imperial Navy, a position enabling the person to command the prestigious branch of the armed forces. -
who what where how? SMLJ?