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Originally posted by laurence82:In his coronation ceremony, Emperor Laurence LXXXII bestowed several peerships to his supporters and chief engineers of the Second Imperial Coup. Among them, Fudgester become the Keeper and Guardian of the Jedi Temple, enabling him to gain virtually unstoppable access to all libraries, archives and secrets of the Jedi Temple.
stellazio was knighted the Chief of the Imperial Army. However, though it was highly anticipated, the Emperor disappointed many who attended by not naming anyone to the post of the Chief of the Imperial Navy, a position enabling the person to command the prestigious branch of the armed forces.
As the ceremony filed to a close, four shots rang out in the hall, crippling General Stellazio and Emperor Laurence LXXXII.
The crowd went berserk.And through the smoke and panic, a squad of New Republic commandos rappelled down and took up positions around the two disabled coup leaders.
One of them removed his helmet, and the audience gasped as Jedi Master LazerLordz revealed his identity as a NRSF commander.The skylight opened and the audience could make out twenty dropships hovering over the reformed Republic Senate. -
Then wad does it do? Fry humans?Originally posted by laurence82:Hmm, since when a boiler is used to cook something?
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Meanwhile, troops surrounded the building and the two fake characters inside.
Attacking the Rebel's spanking new headquarter with two durian shaped dome they christened the Esplanade.
The handsome Emperor having picnic in the Palace grounds with his Empress Starblue while the fake coronaton ceremony went on..
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ur jedi temple in ruin and coruscant taken overOriginally posted by deathscythe99:
and all u did is to come in and ?
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I wasOriginally posted by laurence82:ur jedi temple in ruin and coruscant taken over
and all u did is to come in and ?
*slashes deathscythe's head* at the pictures
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With the Jedi temple surrounded, Jedi Master Lazerlordz soon discovered that he was the only remaining Jedi in the temple. All the other Jedi knights had been slain, and he was trapped with a broken lightsaber. He spent what could be his last moments on the mortal plane dreaming about the beer at the Starblue's Heaven pub.
Meanwhile, his former mentor Jedi Master Gordonator had somehow succesfully sneaked into the ruins of the temple via a secret passageway. After a tearful reunion, they quickly made their way back to the tunnel.
Just then, the sliding doors slid open, revealing a dark figure blocking their way. He was none other than.... Darth Fudgester, favoured apprentice of the insidious Darth Banana.
Rolling their eyes, Jedi Masters Lazerlordz and Gordonator glared at the Sith lord Darth Fudgester with contempt. Although Jedi Master Gordonator was one of the last practitioners of the dying breed of dual lightsaber combat, he selflessly gave his blue lightsaber to his former apprentice so as to be able to fight the new menace together.
Igniting their lightsabers, the two Jedi ganged up against the Sith lord....
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u must really tell me where u learn this skill from?Originally posted by deathscythe99:I was at the pictures
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Basic biologyOriginally posted by Gordonator:u must really tell me where u learn this skill from? -
Muahahhahahaha
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why is qui gon jin's light saber yellow?Originally posted by fudgester: -
That's the effect you get when two saber blades clash with each other.Originally posted by Gordonator:why is qui gon jin's light saber yellow? -
oh ya, and didn't i cut u in half.Originally posted by fudgester:That's the effect you get when two saber blades clash with each other. 
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Originally posted by Gordonator:oh ya, and didn't i cut u in half. ....
*reattaches the two halves together*
You have to understand, Master Jedi... it was I who taught deathscythe the art of reattaching limbs....
Come deathscythe... embrace the darkness... -
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This is bad
The Jedis and the Republic have been invaded and the defenders are barely seen
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ya ya ya whatever.
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Ok CUT!! Good job guys... let's pack up and go home, it's been a long day...
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The art of reattaching limbs is but a magic trick I haveOriginally posted by fudgester: ....
*reattaches the two halves together*
You have to understand, Master Jedi... it was I who taught deathscythe the art of reattaching limbs....
Come deathscythe... embrace the darkness... -
muahahahhahahaha
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not when i'm around, u won't.Originally posted by laurence82:muahahahhahahaha
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Lord Fudgie is feeling evil tonight
He recruited Lord Gacky
and we are luring Jedi Master Lazer to the Dark Side