Originally posted by oxford mushroom:
I don't have a poster but I will recount an incident along the same vein. We had a teacher in JC who could not get her 'r's and 'l's right. In retrospect, she might be autistic or something. Instead of 'yellow precipitate', she would say 'yerrow plecipitate'.
Anyway, it was the Student Council elections. After the results were announced she went up the the boy who was elected president and said, "Conglatulations on your erection."
Dude, did you get this from The Teenage Textbook by Adrian Tan?