Applications for Moderator position
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the applications is now offcially open. interested applicants please read the following guidelines.
1) to apply, post "(your nick) is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and my fellow moderators."
2) write a short introduction of yourself (less than 200 words) including reasons why we at Starblue's Heaven should consider you as the 4th moderator.
3) please keep in mind all the rules of this forum and access your willingness to stick to those rules. we do not need a moderator who will mess things up.
4) in the course of this application procedure, you may raise objections to other applicants who you truly feel should not be considered for the position. give solid and valid evidence and reason. no flamming is allowed.
applications will end on the 15th October, Saturday, 2400 hrs. we await your replies.
Edited by rainee for interested appplicants' reference:
Clarification by starblue about the interview and voting process
actually.. the whole procedure will go like this: after applications ends, we will short list people to be interviewed. and the interview will be in the forum. anyone can ask them any difficult question and the elects will answer them to the best of their abilities. like, fellow forumites can question their abilities and nettiquette. and they have to defend themselves.
after that, forumites will vote.
lastly, we the three mighty moderators will see, based on your comments, elects' answers and overall performance and decide on the best candidate -
All the applications will be listed here for easier perusal
Applicant #1:the. raven
the.raven is is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and her fellow moderators
introducing.......
the n00b owning, retard mocking, stupid people hating, cat loving, yo I'm just chilling, |337 speaking, shakespeare despicing, story weaver, master artist extraordinaire, clone basher, smartass replies giver, forum enemy maker, a55 kicker, expert of sgforums, totally awesome,
the.raven!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111oneoneone1111eleven
starblue's heaven should....must make the.raven the 4th moderator because the.raven is cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
the.raven is so cool that he flips out ALL the time!!!! there was once he was eating at a restaurant, just because a kid dropped a spoon, he totally uppercut him, and when his mother complain, he totally gave her a round house kick and broke her neck. If you dont believe me, you can ask Ditzy.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about the.raven?
A: the.raven is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he totally roxorz boxorz, but on the other hand, he is very sweet.
Q: I heard that the.raven is very mean and likes to ruin forumites' days. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. the.raven can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What does the.raven do when he is not owning n00bs?
A: Most of his free time is spent honing his uber skillz, but sometimes he fantasize about killing people. (Ask Ditzy if you don't believe me.)
If you dont believe that the.raven MUST be the 4th moderator, you'd better get a life right now or else the.raven will come to your house and kick your ass. thats an easy choice, if you ask me.
Applicant #2:I_am_PeTe_Parker
I_am_PeTe_Parker
BSc (Hons) Crapology
To
Starblue
CEO StarblueÂ’s Heaven Forum
RE: Application for the position of 4th moderator
Dear Starblue,
Please regard this as an application for the position of 4th Moderator of StarblueÂ’s Heaven. Based on the requirements stated in your post, I believe that I possess a unique mix of experience, knowledge, and skills that can definitely help your forum in the critical moderating area.
Experience, skills, and abilities that I can offer your forum include:
-More than 1 year of experience giving other forums (including yours) countless nightmares with my consistent crapping and a record of consistently meeting or exceeding crapping quotas;
-Excellent grasp of "one to one” battles with undesirable members of the sgfourums utilizing revolutionary relationship management concepts and techniques with avoidance of vulgarities;
-Ability to work effectively in a dynamic, multi-tasking Environment (doing whatever I am suppose to be productively doing in real life and surf the net simultaneously).
I am confident that my ability to develop and maintain strong relationships with the other wonderful moderators of your already great forum will benefit StarblueÂ’s Heaven. I believe that my excellent record of success in crapping, winning back crappers from competitors, and increasing market share, clearly demonstrates my proven ability to meet and resolve crappers challenges and add to the forum's monthly All Forums position.
After you've reviewed my application, I really doubt you would want to read the next application letter on your desk. So throw those other application letters away, pronto. I am your 4th moderator!
Applicant #3:StarPuppy
lets see...i willing to defend Starblue thread and can vist it often but i might not post often as i foetn sound lame....
dunno can be mod or not
Applicant #4:The Emperor
I, The Emperor am interested in becoming the mod. I promise to uphold the rules and regulations of this forum and to provide a place for people to come enjoy themselves here after their stressful work or studies.
I will do my best if you can entrust me with this task. There're no more reasons I can come up with why u should consider me as the mod because solely, I'm just interested in becoming a mod. If you choose others likewise, I won't mind too but I hope u would consider me as I'll do my very best job to stay commited to this forum.
Other experiences of being a mod? Yes. I've been a mod for a song request forum for quite some time. Things were pretty good then.
Thank you very much.
Applicant #5: LazerLordz
I , LazerLordz am interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and my fellow moderators.
Track record...current moderator of SAF, Cafe Casual and Dead Poet's Society.Will lock offensive posts on 2nd warning and delete offensive stuff on 3rd Warning to perpetrators.
Clones and trolls will have their posts deleted immediately.No negotiations.
(Of course, all these will be in consensus with Starblue and her band of merry moderators).
Applicant #6: Statice_Dream
Hm... i only have to glance through the threads and i can tell that we're not being exactly very friendly in here. yup. its time somebody cleared the clouds. anyway. havn been here for ages.. wish i didnt have to read such unhappy threads.. but then again.. i'm a newb! someone tell me.. is this how the forum works. you all play word games with each other and see whose vocab is stronger ar? hah.
really wanted to apply for mod but i seriously doubt i'm up to it. cos one, i dun do profanities and two, i have no time to entertain people like Mr Steel or is it Stell? Or is it a Ms. ? Doesnt matter. oh well.. but i sure am willing to abide the rules set by the forum and my fellow moderators yada yada yada..
hah. besides shall make the election more lively with one more applicant.. *this is for you starblue.
So i guess i have to do the 200 word intro. You noe, i can just type F-A-T 200 times but it wont say much. hah. Lets see. why don't you make me the mod first then you will get to know me without the word limit. besides. such intros cant possibly mean much. hah.. or am i being really new to this game.. like, are the intros meant to test crapping abilities huh? but i guess i've crapped enuff le..
hm. i think i need crash course for this mod exam.. =]
Applicant #7: BadzMaro
RE: APLLICATION FOR 4TH MODERATOR.
Name: Badzmaro aka BAD @$$ PENGUIN
As MOD of this forum.. i will be the arms of this forum. Rules broken by anyone in this forum and i will break them. I will be the long arm of the law in this forum. Challenge this forum and thou shalt be banned, closed and shut down.
This forum has become weak.. incompentent and i will change that. A strong n gentle leader like starblue will need the muscles to do her work. To allow the forum to function with maximum effeciency and effectiveness, all aspects has to be covered. I will definately go to hell for this.. but i am taking down the scums , psychos and spammers down with me.
All interviews, flames n objections will be welcomed. I will try to put myself in your shoes and explain myself. But if all fails.. i will put you down n crush your verbal abuses n flames and make u eat back your words. I will not be moved.
I sincerely hope my application will be acepted.. or else....
Applicant #8: Cinderella.
Cinderella is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and my fellow moderators
i want to be a moderator of this forum because i feel that this is a better please than chit chat and if i were made a mod, then i will feel like there is a place in sgforums where i belong. i will try my best to come to the forums regularly if i am made a mod so as to perform my duties as a moderator. i am sure i will work well with the other three moderators, being a mild tempered girl. even though i may look like a soft-spoken girl, i will uphold the order and "cleanliness" of this forum in my quiet, mysterious ways.
Applicant #9: hisoka
/raises hand
i wanna be mod cos it sounds fun.
will make things lively asnd edit posts of others for fun(assuming its possible) other wise i guess i wil jsut have to delete posts with view contrary to mine Mr. Green Mr. Green
Applicant #10: alexkusu
but but.. me duno how to advertise myself that well. I dont believe in telling lies and hype things up about myself. I dont make promises I cant keep. I am a gentle and peace loving person.
If I miss out anyone, pls let me know. And it might also mean your application summary isnt attractive enuff, pls brush it up to make me notice them more -
of cos rainee jie.. you and cool have a say in it... if you two see anyone who applies and you dun like. you can also state your solid and valid evidence and reasons...Originally posted by rainee:Hehe...lai lai apply...
Can I be part of the "sensoring" team?
After all have to get along well wif me oso rite?
Some ppl cannot get along wif me de wor...
in fact, your opinions matter more. -
4) If the other applicants are given the moderator position, then there's no fifth spot for me to occupy. They should not be considered strongly because there is no other place for me.
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do we have an applicant??Originally posted by Nelstar:4) If the other applicants are given the moderator position, then there's no fifth spot for me to occupy. They should not be considered strongly because there is no other place for me.
Just kidding. -
Originally posted by Nelstar:4) If the other applicants are given the moderator position, then there's no fifth spot for me to occupy. They should not be considered strongly because there is no other place for me.
Just kidding. -
haha thank you...ok, i wait for ppl to apply then see howOriginally posted by starblue:of cos rainee jie.. you and cool have a say in it... if you two see anyone who applies and you dun like. you can also state your solid and valid evidence and reasons... in fact, your opinions matter more. -
ah starblue, i make this sticky so that more ppl can see
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lolz. ok... too early in the morning, no nobody. i go school le... haha...
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just kidding, not really interested since I hardly have the time nowadays.Originally posted by starblue:do we have an applicant?? -
wah lao...Like Job application niaOriginally posted by starblue:the applications is now offcially open. interested applicants please read the following guidelines.
1) to apply, post "(your nick) is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and my fellow moderators."
2) write a short introduction of yourself (less than 200 words) including reasons why we at Starblue's Heaven should consider you as the 4th moderator.
3) please keep in mind all the rules of this forum and access your willingness to stick to those rules. we do not need a moderator who will mess things up.
4) in the course of this application procedure, you may raise objections to other applicants who you truly feel should not be considered for the position. give solid and valid evidence and reason. no flamming is allowed.
applications will end on the 15th October, Saturday, 2400 hrs. we await your replies. -
Originally posted by Shigemichi Take:wah lao...Like Job application nia cannot meh??
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can...you're the 'lao pan' mah....Originally posted by starblue: cannot meh?? -
good luck to all those applying =)
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wat the montlhy salary ???? any annual leave , medical benefit ??
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U miss out on the year end bonus part! Important leh!!!Originally posted by meltz:wat the montlhy salary ???? any annual leave , medical benefit ?? -
eh...that one, wait for starblue to answer...Originally posted by meltz:wat the montlhy salary ???? any annual leave , medical benefit ??
But for me, so far so good... -
the.raven is is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and her fellow moderatorsOriginally posted by starblue:the applications is now offcially open. interested applicants please read the following guidelines.
1) to apply, post "(your nick) is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and my fellow moderators."
2) write a short introduction of yourself (less than 200 words) including reasons why we at Starblue's Heaven should consider you as the 4th moderator.
3) please keep in mind all the rules of this forum and access your willingness to stick to those rules. we do not need a moderator who will mess things up.
4) in the course of this application procedure, you may raise objections to other applicants who you truly feel should not be considered for the position. give solid and valid evidence and reason. no flamming is allowed.
applications will end on the 15th October, Saturday, 2400 hrs. we await your replies.
introducing.......
the n00b owning, retard mocking, stupid people hating, cat loving, yo I'm just chilling, |337 speaking, shakespeare despicing, story weaver, master artist extraordinaire, clone basher, smartass replies giver, forum enemy maker, a55 kicker, expert of sgforums, totally awesome,
the.raven!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111oneoneone1111eleven
starblue's heaven should....must make the.raven the 4th moderator because the.raven is cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
the.raven is so cool that he flips out ALL the time!!!! there was once he was eating at a restaurant, just because a kid dropped a spoon, he totally uppercut him, and when his mother complain, he totally gave her a round house kick and broke her neck. If you dont believe me, you can ask Ditzy.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about the.raven?
A: the.raven is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he totally roxorz boxorz, but on the other hand, he is very sweet.
Q: I heard that the.raven is very mean and likes to ruin forumites' days. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. the.raven can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What does the.raven do when he is not owning n00bs?
A: Most of his free time is spent honing his uber skillz, but sometimes he fantasize about killing people. (Ask Ditzy if you don't believe me.)
If you dont believe that the.raven MUST be the 4th moderator, you'd better get a life right now or else the.raven will come to your house and kick your ass. thats an easy choice, if you ask me. -
*desperately waiting for another applicant. whoever it may be* -
If you dont believe that the.raven MUST be the 4th moderator, you'd better get a life right now or else the.raven will come to your house and kick your ass. thats an easy choice, if you ask me.Originally posted by starblue: *desperately waiting for another applicant. whoever it may be* -
Originally posted by the.raven:the.raven is is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and her fellow moderators
introducing.......
the n00b owning, retard mocking, stupid people hating, cat loving, yo I'm just chilling, |337 speaking, shakespeare despicing, story weaver, master artist extraordinaire, clone basher, smartass replies giver, forum enemy maker, a55 kicker, expert of sgforums, totally awesome,
the.raven!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111oneoneone1111eleven
starblue's heaven should....must make the.raven the 4th moderator because the.raven is cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
the.raven is so cool that he flips out ALL the time!!!! there was once he was eating at a restaurant, just because a kid dropped a spoon, he totally uppercut him, and when his mother complain, he totally gave her a round house kick and broke her neck. If you dont believe me, you can ask Ditzy.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about the.raven?
A: the.raven is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he totally roxorz boxorz, but on the other hand, he is very sweet.
Q: I heard that the.raven is very mean and likes to ruin forumites' days. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. the.raven can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What does the.raven do when he is not owning n00bs?
A: Most of his free time is spent honing his uber skillz, but sometimes he fantasize about killing people. (Ask Ditzy if you don't believe me.)
If you dont believe that the.raven MUST be the 4th moderator, you'd better get a life right now or else the.raven will come to your house and kick your ass. thats an easy choice, if you ask me.
May I know why everything must ask ditzy? -
Ditzy's clone maybe?Originally posted by rainee:
May I know why everything must ask ditzy? -
thats if you dont believe what I said, you can ask him to confirm, he was there.Originally posted by rainee:
May I know why everything must ask ditzy? -
den dun tink can get alongOriginally posted by Shigemichi Take:Ditzy's clone maybe?