Applications for Moderator position
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wtf n00bOriginally posted by rainee:den dun tink can get along
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I_am_PeTe_Parker
BSc (Hons) Crapology
To
Starblue
CEO StarblueÂ’s Heaven Forum
RE: Application for the position of 4th moderator
Dear Starblue,
Please regard this as an application for the position of 4th Moderator of StarblueÂ’s Heaven. Based on the requirements stated in your post, I believe that I possess a unique mix of experience, knowledge, and skills that can definitely help your forum in the critical moderating area.
Experience, skills, and abilities that I can offer your forum include:
-More than 1 year of experience giving other forums (including yours) countless nightmares with my consistent crapping and a record of consistently meeting or exceeding crapping quotas;
-Excellent grasp of "one to one” battles with undesirable members of the sgfourums utilizing revolutionary relationship management concepts and techniques with avoidance of vulgarities;
-Ability to work effectively in a dynamic, multi-tasking Environment (doing whatever I am suppose to be productively doing in real life and surf the net simultaneously).
I am confident that my ability to develop and maintain strong relationships with the other wonderful moderators of your already great forum will benefit StarblueÂ’s Heaven. I believe that my excellent record of success in crapping, winning back crappers from competitors, and increasing market share, clearly demonstrates my proven ability to meet and resolve crappers challenges and add to the forum's monthly All Forums position.
After you've reviewed my application, I really doubt you would want to read the next application letter on your desk. So throw those other application letters away, pronto. I am your 4th moderator!
Sincerely,
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wtf u call me n00b?Originally posted by the.raven:wtf n00b
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Thank you, will take into considerationOriginally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:I_am_PeTe_Parker
BSc (Hons) Crapology
To
Starblue
CEO StarblueÂ’s Heaven Forum
RE: Application for the position of 4th moderator
Dear Starblue,
Please regard this as an application for the position of 4th Moderator of StarblueÂ’s Heaven. Based on the requirements stated in your post, I believe that I possess a unique mix of experience, knowledge, and skills that can definitely help your forum in the critical moderating area.
Experience, skills, and abilities that I can offer your forum include:
-More than 1 year of experience giving other forums (including yours) countless nightmares with my consistent crapping and a record of consistently meeting or exceeding crapping quotas;
-Excellent grasp of "one to one” battles with undesirable members of the sgfourums utilizing revolutionary relationship management concepts and techniques with avoidance of vulgarities;
-Ability to work effectively in a dynamic, multi-tasking Environment (doing whatever I am suppose to be productively doing in real life and surf the net simultaneously).
I am confident that my ability to develop and maintain strong relationships with the other wonderful moderators of your already great forum will benefit StarblueÂ’s Heaven. I believe that my excellent record of success in crapping, winning back crappers from competitors, and increasing market share, clearly demonstrates my proven ability to meet and resolve crappers challenges and add to the forum's monthly All Forums position.
After you've reviewed my application, I really doubt you would want to read the next application letter on your desk. So throw those other application letters away, pronto. I am your 4th moderator!
Sincerely,
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go wipe your nose! sniveling n00b!! the.raven is the true master of forum experience and 1v1 battles!!!Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:I_am_PeTe_Parker
BSc (Hons) Crapology
To
Starblue
CEO StarblueÂ’s Heaven Forum
RE: Application for the position of 4th moderator
Dear Starblue,
Please regard this as an application for the position of 4th Moderator of StarblueÂ’s Heaven. Based on the requirements stated in your post, I believe that I possess a unique mix of experience, knowledge, and skills that can definitely help your forum in the critical moderating area.
Experience, skills, and abilities that I can offer your forum include:
-More than 1 year of experience giving other forums (including yours) countless nightmares with my consistent crapping and a record of consistently meeting or exceeding crapping quotas;
-Excellent grasp of "one to one” battles with undesirable members of the sgfourums utilizing revolutionary relationship management concepts and techniques with avoidance of vulgarities;
-Ability to work effectively in a dynamic, multi-tasking Environment (doing whatever I am suppose to be productively doing in real life and surf the net simultaneously).
I am confident that my ability to develop and maintain strong relationships with the other wonderful moderators of your already great forum will benefit StarblueÂ’s Heaven. I believe that my excellent record of success in crapping, winning back crappers from competitors, and increasing market share, clearly demonstrates my proven ability to meet and resolve crappers challenges and add to the forum's monthly All Forums position.
After you've reviewed my application, I really doubt you would want to read the next application letter on your desk. So throw those other application letters away, pronto. I am your 4th moderator!
Sincerely, -
I vote for this guy...hahaha...go spidey!Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:I_am_PeTe_Parker
BSc (Hons) Crapology
To
Starblue
CEO StarblueÂ’s Heaven Forum
RE: Application for the position of 4th moderator
Dear Starblue,
Please regard this as an application for the position of 4th Moderator of StarblueÂ’s Heaven. Based on the requirements stated in your post, I believe that I possess a unique mix of experience, knowledge, and skills that can definitely help your forum in the critical moderating area.
Experience, skills, and abilities that I can offer your forum include:
-More than 1 year of experience giving other forums (including yours) countless nightmares with my consistent crapping and a record of consistently meeting or exceeding crapping quotas;
-Excellent grasp of "one to one” battles with undesirable members of the sgfourums utilizing revolutionary relationship management concepts and techniques with avoidance of vulgarities;
-Ability to work effectively in a dynamic, multi-tasking Environment (doing whatever I am suppose to be productively doing in real life and surf the net simultaneously).
I am confident that my ability to develop and maintain strong relationships with the other wonderful moderators of your already great forum will benefit StarblueÂ’s Heaven. I believe that my excellent record of success in crapping, winning back crappers from competitors, and increasing market share, clearly demonstrates my proven ability to meet and resolve crappers challenges and add to the forum's monthly All Forums position.
After you've reviewed my application, I really doubt you would want to read the next application letter on your desk. So throw those other application letters away, pronto. I am your 4th moderator!
Sincerely, -
LOL no you n00b, u have like 353 posts, according to the code of sgforums, thou shalt not vote till thy post count exceeds 10k.Originally posted by Shigemichi Take:I vote for this guy...hahaha...go spidey! -
yea, and this rule is entirely created by youOriginally posted by the.raven:LOL no you n00b, u have like 353 posts, according to the code of sgforums, thou shalt not vote till thy post count exceeds 10k. -
you dont question the.raven, the.raven is always right.Originally posted by rainee:yea, and this rule is entirely created by you
In Soviet sgforums, the.raven moderates you. -
No in here you dunOriginally posted by the.raven:you dont question the.raven, the.raven is always right.
In Soviet sgforums, the.raven moderates you. -
wtf but I'm awesome!!!Originally posted by rainee:No in here you dun -
i vote for spiderman ... wooo ou xiang ... Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:I_am_PeTe_Parker
BSc (Hons) Crapology
To
Starblue
CEO StarblueÂ’s Heaven Forum
RE: Application for the position of 4th moderator
Dear Starblue,
Please regard this as an application for the position of 4th Moderator of StarblueÂ’s Heaven. Based on the requirements stated in your post, I believe that I possess a unique mix of experience, knowledge, and skills that can definitely help your forum in the critical moderating area.
Experience, skills, and abilities that I can offer your forum include:
-More than 1 year of experience giving other forums (including yours) countless nightmares with my consistent crapping and a record of consistently meeting or exceeding crapping quotas;
-Excellent grasp of "one to one” battles with undesirable members of the sgfourums utilizing revolutionary relationship management concepts and techniques with avoidance of vulgarities;
-Ability to work effectively in a dynamic, multi-tasking Environment (doing whatever I am suppose to be productively doing in real life and surf the net simultaneously).
I am confident that my ability to develop and maintain strong relationships with the other wonderful moderators of your already great forum will benefit StarblueÂ’s Heaven. I believe that my excellent record of success in crapping, winning back crappers from competitors, and increasing market share, clearly demonstrates my proven ability to meet and resolve crappers challenges and add to the forum's monthly All Forums position.
After you've reviewed my application, I really doubt you would want to read the next application letter on your desk. So throw those other application letters away, pronto. I am your 4th moderator!
Sincerely, -
awesome but must oso be humble laOriginally posted by the.raven:wtf but I'm awesome!!! -
so far got lots of ppl voting for Spiderman wor...
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Ahakz. Who the Hell you think you are?Originally posted by the.raven:LOL no you n00b, u have like 353 posts, according to the code of sgforums, thou shalt not vote till thy post count exceeds 10k. -
1 more vote for Pete!
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You can never go wrong with the raven or ditzy as your mods.
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clone of a kind .. support one anotherOriginally posted by charlize:You can never go wrong with the raven or ditzy as your mods.
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bloody obviousOriginally posted by meltz:clone of a kind .. support one another -
I am so touched...I...I...am so happy...I really do not deserve this...
I must thank everyone...
I must thank most of all my mother and starblue who have instilled on me the virtues of humility...without which I would not have strived so hard to become perfect
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err, u not yet elected horOriginally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:
I am so touched...I...I...am so happy...I really do not deserve this...
I must thank everyone...
I must thank most of all my mother and starblue who have instilled on me the virtues of humility...without which I would not have strived so hard to become perfect -
Best Male Actor of the Year 2005 : Spiderman
Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:
I am so touched...I...I...am so happy...I really do not deserve this...
I must thank everyone...
I must thank most of all my mother and starblue who have instilled on me the virtues of humility...without which I would not have strived so hard to become perfect -
Originally posted by rainee:err, u not yet elected hor
....paiseh
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strange... raven was mod of ditzy's forum...but not anymore.Originally posted by charlize:You can never go wrong with the raven or ditzy as your mods.
Really.
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Where got?Originally posted by meltz:clone of a kind .. support one another