Applications for the 4th Moderator position
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the applications is now offcially open. interested applicants please read the following guidelines.
1) to apply, post "(your nick) is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and my fellow moderators."
2) write a short introduction of yourself (less than 200 words) including reasons why we at Starblue's Heaven should consider you as the 4th moderator.
3) please keep in mind all the rules of this forum and access your willingness to stick to those rules. we do not need a moderator who will mess things up.
4) in the course of this application procedure, you may raise objections to other applicants who you truly feel should not be considered for the position. give solid and valid evidence and reason. no flamming is allowed.
applications will end on the 15th October, Saturday, 2400 hrs. we await your replies.
Edited by rainee for interested appplicants' reference:
Clarification by starblue about the interview and voting process
actually.. the whole procedure will go like this: after applications ends, we will short list people to be interviewed. and the interview will be in the forum. anyone can ask them any difficult question and the elects will answer them to the best of their abilities. like, fellow forumites can question their abilities and nettiquette. and they have to defend themselves.
after that, forumites will vote.
lastly, we the three mighty moderators will see, based on your comments, elects' answers and overall performance and decide on the best candidate -
All the applications will be listed here for easier perusal Laughing
Applicant #1:the. raven
the.raven is is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and her fellow moderators
introducing.......
the n00b owning, retard mocking, stupid people hating, cat loving, yo I'm just chilling, |337 speaking, shakespeare despicing, story weaver, master artist extraordinaire, clone basher, smartass replies giver, forum enemy maker, a55 kicker, expert of sgforums, totally awesome,
the.raven!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111oneoneone1111eleven
starblue's heaven should....must make the.raven the 4th moderator because the.raven is cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
the.raven is so cool that he flips out ALL the time!!!! there was once he was eating at a restaurant, just because a kid dropped a spoon, he totally uppercut him, and when his mother complain, he totally gave her a round house kick and broke her neck. If you dont believe me, you can ask Ditzy.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about the.raven?
A: the.raven is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he totally roxorz boxorz, but on the other hand, he is very sweet.
Q: I heard that the.raven is very mean and likes to ruin forumites' days. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. the.raven can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What does the.raven do when he is not owning n00bs?
A: Most of his free time is spent honing his uber skillz, but sometimes he fantasize about killing people. (Ask Ditzy if you don't believe me.)
If you dont believe that the.raven MUST be the 4th moderator, you'd better get a life right now or else the.raven will come to your house and kick your ass. thats an easy choice, if you ask me.
Applicant #2:I_am_PeTe_Parker
I_am_PeTe_Parker
BSc (Hons) Crapology
To
Starblue
CEO StarblueÂ’s Heaven Forum
RE: Application for the position of 4th moderator
Dear Starblue,
Please regard this as an application for the position of 4th Moderator of StarblueÂ’s Heaven. Based on the requirements stated in your post, I believe that I possess a unique mix of experience, knowledge, and skills that can definitely help your forum in the critical moderating area.
Experience, skills, and abilities that I can offer your forum include:
-More than 1 year of experience giving other forums (including yours) countless nightmares with my consistent crapping and a record of consistently meeting or exceeding crapping quotas;
-Excellent grasp of "one to one” battles with undesirable members of the sgfourums utilizing revolutionary relationship management concepts and techniques with avoidance of vulgarities;
-Ability to work effectively in a dynamic, multi-tasking Environment (doing whatever I am suppose to be productively doing in real life and surf the net simultaneously).
I am confident that my ability to develop and maintain strong relationships with the other wonderful moderators of your already great forum will benefit StarblueÂ’s Heaven. I believe that my excellent record of success in crapping, winning back crappers from competitors, and increasing market share, clearly demonstrates my proven ability to meet and resolve crappers challenges and add to the forum's monthly All Forums position.
After you've reviewed my application, I really doubt you would want to read the next application letter on your desk. So throw those other application letters away, pronto. I am your 4th moderator!
Applicant #3:StarPuppy
lets see...i willing to defend Starblue thread and can vist it often but i might not post often as i foetn sound lame....
dunno can be mod or not
Applicant #4:The Emperor
I, The Emperor am interested in becoming the mod. I promise to uphold the rules and regulations of this forum and to provide a place for people to come enjoy themselves here after their stressful work or studies.
I will do my best if you can entrust me with this task. There're no more reasons I can come up with why u should consider me as the mod because solely, I'm just interested in becoming a mod. If you choose others likewise, I won't mind too but I hope u would consider me as I'll do my very best job to stay commited to this forum.
Other experiences of being a mod? Yes. I've been a mod for a song request forum for quite some time. Things were pretty good then.
Thank you very much.
Applicant #5: LazerLordz
I , LazerLordz am interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and my fellow moderators.
Track record...current moderator of SAF, Cafe Casual and Dead Poet's Society.Will lock offensive posts on 2nd warning and delete offensive stuff on 3rd Warning to perpetrators.
Clones and trolls will have their posts deleted immediately.No negotiations.
(Of course, all these will be in consensus with Starblue and her band of merry moderators).
Applicant #6: Statice_Dream
Hm... i only have to glance through the threads and i can tell that we're not being exactly very friendly in here. yup. its time somebody cleared the clouds. anyway. havn been here for ages.. wish i didnt have to read such unhappy threads.. but then again.. i'm a newb! someone tell me.. is this how the forum works. you all play word games with each other and see whose vocab is stronger ar? hah.
really wanted to apply for mod but i seriously doubt i'm up to it. cos one, i dun do profanities and two, i have no time to entertain people like Mr Steel or is it Stell? Or is it a Ms. ? Doesnt matter. oh well.. but i sure am willing to abide the rules set by the forum and my fellow moderators yada yada yada..
hah. besides shall make the election more lively with one more applicant.. *this is for you starblue.
So i guess i have to do the 200 word intro. You noe, i can just type F-A-T 200 times but it wont say much. hah. Lets see. why don't you make me the mod first then you will get to know me without the word limit. besides. such intros cant possibly mean much. hah.. or am i being really new to this game.. like, are the intros meant to test crapping abilities huh? but i guess i've crapped enuff le..
hm. i think i need crash course for this mod exam.. =]
Applicant #7: BadzMaro
RE: APLLICATION FOR 4TH MODERATOR.
Name: Badzmaro aka BAD @$$ PENGUIN
As MOD of this forum.. i will be the arms of this forum. Rules broken by anyone in this forum and i will break them. I will be the long arm of the law in this forum. Challenge this forum and thou shalt be banned, closed and shut down.
This forum has become weak.. incompentent and i will change that. A strong n gentle leader like starblue will need the muscles to do her work. To allow the forum to function with maximum effeciency and effectiveness, all aspects has to be covered. I will definately go to hell for this.. but i am taking down the scums , psychos and spammers down with me.
All interviews, flames n objections will be welcomed. I will try to put myself in your shoes and explain myself. But if all fails.. i will put you down n crush your verbal abuses n flames and make u eat back your words. I will not be moved.
I sincerely hope my application will be acepted.. or else....
Applicant #8: Hisoka
/raises hand
i wanna be mod cos it sounds fun.
will make things lively asnd edit posts of others for fun(assuming its possible) other wise i guess i wil jsut have to delete posts with view contrary to mine
Applicant #9: Cinderella
Cinderella is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and my fellow moderators
i want to be a moderator of this forum because i feel that this is a better please than chit chat and if i were made a mod, then i will feel like there is a place in sgforums where i belong. i will try my best to come to the forums regularly if i am made a mod so as to perform my duties as a moderator. i am sure i will work well with the other three moderators, being a mild tempered girl. even though i may look like a soft-spoken girl, i will uphold the order and "cleanliness" of this forum in my quiet, mysterious ways. -
the.raven is is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and her fellow moderators
introducing.......
the n00b owning, retard mocking, stupid people hating, cat loving, yo I'm just chilling, |337 speaking, shakespeare despicing, story weaver, master artist extraordinaire, clone basher, smartass replies giver, forum enemy maker, a55 kicker, expert of sgforums, totally awesome,
the.raven!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111oneoneone1111eleven
starblue's heaven should....must make the.raven the 4th moderator because the.raven is cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
the.raven is so cool that he flips out ALL the time!!!! there was once he was eating at a restaurant, just because a kid dropped a spoon, he totally uppercut him, and when his mother complain, he totally gave her a round house kick and broke her neck. If you dont believe me, you can ask Ditzy.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about the.raven?
A: the.raven is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he totally roxorz boxorz, but on the other hand, he is very sweet.
Q: I heard that the.raven is very mean and likes to ruin forumites' days. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. the.raven can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What does the.raven do when he is not owning n00bs?
A: Most of his free time is spent honing his uber skillz, but sometimes he fantasize about killing people. (Ask Ditzy if you don't believe me.)
If you dont believe that the.raven MUST be the 4th moderator, you'd better get a life right now or else the.raven will come to your house and kick your ass. thats an easy choice, if you ask me.
Now known as the.owl -
hmmmmm....
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I_am_PeTe_Parker
BSc (Hons) Crapology
To
Starblue
CEO StarblueÂ’s Heaven Forum
RE: Application for the position of 4th moderator
Dear Starblue,
Please regard this as an application for the position of 4th Moderator of StarblueÂ’s Heaven. Based on the requirements stated in your post, I believe that I possess a unique mix of experience, knowledge, and skills that can definitely help your forum in the critical moderating area.
Experience, skills, and abilities that I can offer your forum include:
-More than 1 year of experience giving other forums (including yours) countless nightmares with my consistent crapping and a record of consistently meeting or exceeding crapping quotas;
-Excellent grasp of "one to one” battles with undesirable members of the sgfourums utilizing revolutionary relationship management concepts and techniques with avoidance of vulgarities;
-Ability to work effectively in a dynamic, multi-tasking Environment (doing whatever I am suppose to be productively doing in real life and surf the net simultaneously).
I am confident that my ability to develop and maintain strong relationships with the other wonderful moderators of your already great forum will benefit StarblueÂ’s Heaven. I believe that my excellent record of success in crapping, winning back crappers from competitors, and increasing market share, clearly demonstrates my proven ability to meet and resolve crappers challenges and add to the forum's monthly All Forums position.
After you've reviewed my application, I really doubt you would want to read the next application letter on your desk. So throw those other application letters away, pronto. I am your 4th moderator!
Sincerely, -
I, The Emperor am interested in becoming the mod. I promise to uphold the rules and regulations of this forum and to provide a place for people to come enjoy themselves here after their stressful work or studies.
I will do my best if you can entrust me with this task. There're no more reasons I can come up with why u should consider me as the mod because solely, I'm just interested in becoming a mod. If you choose others likewise, I won't mind too but I hope u would consider me as I'll do my very best job to stay commited to this forum.
Other experiences of being a mod? Yes. I've been a mod for a song request forum for quite some time. Things were pretty good then.
Thank you very much.
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I , LazerLordz am interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and my fellow moderators.
Track record...current moderator of SAF, Cafe Casual and Dead Poet's Society.Will lock offensive posts on 2nd warning and delete offensive stuff on 3rd Warning to perpetrators.
Clones and trolls will have their posts deleted immediately.No negotiations.
(Of course, all these will be in consensus with Starblue and her band of merry moderators). -
Your conviction is rather admirable. You really want them to admit you are right???
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Hm... i only have to glance through the threads and i can tell that we're not being exactly very friendly in here. yup. its time somebody cleared the clouds. anyway. havn been here for ages.. wish i didnt have to read such unhappy threads.. but then again.. i'm a newb! someone tell me.. is this how the forum works. you all play word games with each other and see whose vocab is stronger ar? hah.
really wanted to apply for mod but i seriously doubt i'm up to it. cos one, i dun do profanities and two, i have no time to entertain people like Mr Steel or is it Stell? Or is it a Ms. ? Doesnt matter. oh well.. but i sure am willing to abide the rules set by the forum and my fellow moderators yada yada yada..
hah. besides shall make the election more lively with one more applicant.. *this is for you starblue. Very Happy
So i guess i have to do the 200 word intro. You noe, i can just type F-A-T 200 times but it wont say much. hah. Lets see. why don't you make me the mod first then you will get to know me without the word limit. besides. such intros cant possibly mean much. hah.. or am i being really new to this game.. like, are the intros meant to test crapping abilities huh? but i guess i've crapped enuff le..
hm. i think i need crash course for this mod exam.. =] -
Its this way,no one will admit who's right or wrong,so heck since the odds are against me,just let me clean this up alright?Since its supposed to be a prestigious event and i have "stained" the previous thread..Originally posted by I_am_PeTe_Parker:Your conviction is rather admirable. You really want them to admit you are right??? -
RE: APLLICATION FOR 4TH MODERATOR.
Name: Badzmaro aka BAD @$$ PENGUIN
As MOD of this forum.. i will be the arms of this forum. Rules broken by anyone in this forum and i will break them. I will be the long arm of the law in this forum. Challenge this forum and thou shalt be banned, closed and shut down.
This forum has become weak.. incompentent and i will change that. A strong n gentle leader like starblue will need the muscles to do her work. To allow the forum to function with maximum effeciency and effectiveness, all aspects has to be covered. I will definately go to hell for this.. but i am taking down the scums , psychos and spammers down with me.
All interviews, flames n objections will be welcomed. I will try to put myself in your shoes and explain myself. But if all fails.. i will put you down n crush your verbal abuses n flames and make u eat back your words. I will not be moved.
I sincerely hope my application will be acepted.. or else.... -
Haru applying for mod...
Reason: I just wanna b a moderator.. -
lets see...i willing to defend Starblue thread and can vist it often but i might not post often as i foetn sound lame....
dunno can be mod or not -
Of course no one will admit. But if u had the humility .. to admit. Thefact that u admitted will show that u are humble yet wise in your ways. Its hard i know..the person i know that could pull it off was Jesus..he he he.. and u aint no Jesus.Originally posted by stellazio:Its this way,no one will admit who's right or wrong,so heck since the odds are against me,just let me clean this up alright?Since its supposed to be a prestigious event and i have "stained" the previous thread..
Its like the Iraq war... the debacle will go on down the histories of mankind. Whos is right and who is wrong lo.. like i always said..we cannot impose our morals and principles unto someone else. Its like a robber asking for ur money and u gave him your money just to be stabbed... now u ASSUME he would let u go after giving u the money..thats when u are wrong..while blood gushing ouf from ur slit throat..realising the mistake in assuming he has the same moral principles as u.. coz hell u aint gonna stab the person if u are him.. but thing is.. U ARE NOT HIM ..
But with ur personality .. u will go far..my young padawan... and no doubt u will survive this cruel harsh world and emerge as one of my elites... 
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/raises hand
i wanna be mod cos it sounds fun.
will make things lively asnd edit posts of others for fun(assuming its possible) other wise i guess i wil jsut have to delete posts with view contrary to mine
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and like any of the mod will say please don't corrupt this thread,go back to the old one for chatting purposes..maybe you're right,i did give suggestions that was perhaps written in harsh words and that was why it was soo hastily refuted and subsequent events occured..nvm case over..i had my share of fun now back to the main picture..Originally posted by BadzMaro:Of course no one will admit. But if u had the humility .. to admit. Thefact that u admitted will show that u are humble yet wise in your ways. Its hard i know..the person i know that could pull it off was Jesus..he he he.. and u aint no Jesus.
Its like the Iraq war... the debacle will go on down the histories of mankind. Whos is right and who is wrong lo.. like i always said..we cannot impose our morals and principles unto someone else. Its like a robber asking for ur money and u gave him your money just to be stabbed... now u ASSUME he would let u go after giving u the money..thats when u are wrong..while blood gushing ouf from ur slit throat..realising the mistake in assuming he has the same moral principles as u.. coz hell u aint gonna stab the person if u are him.. but thing is.. U ARE NOT HIM .. But with ur personality .. u will go far..my young padawan... and no doubt u will survive this cruel harsh world and emerge as one of my elites... -
Cinderella is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main moderator (starblue) and my fellow moderators
i want to be a moderator of this forum because i feel that this is a better please than chit chat and if i were made a mod, then i will feel like there is a place in sgforums where i belong. i will try my best to come to the forums regularly if i am made a mod so as to perform my duties as a moderator. i am sure i will work well with the other three moderators, being a mild tempered girl. even though i may look like a soft-spoken girl, i will uphold the order and "cleanliness" of this forum in my quiet, mysterious ways. -
hisoka...wrong thread leh.Originally posted by hisoka:/raises hand
i wanna be mod cos it sounds fun.
will make things lively asnd edit posts of others for fun(assuming its possible) other wise i guess i wil jsut have to delete posts with view contrary to mine
The official one is here:-
http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=156890&page=0 -
wa lau pls dun be like this leh...two threads very hard for me to control...plus ppl will only check thread like this if it is started by starblue, who is the official mod in this forum. So all applications if sincere, pls post at the official thread...if not I will consider
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this thread is just for reference so you won't need to look thru countless pages.. and since its stained,fine i accept i am the cause of it,soo here.. Plus there's a spelling error at your last line ,shouldn't it be won't instead of will..Originally posted by rainee:wa lau pls dun be like this leh...two threads very hard for me to control...plus ppl will only check thread like this if it is started by starblue, who is the official mod in this forum. So all applications if sincere, pls post at the official thread...if not I will consider -
nvm, continue to post in the official thread to apply...ppl who want to crap, can come hereOriginally posted by stellazio:this thread is just for reference so you won't need to look thru countless pages.. and since its stained,fine i accept i am the cause of it,soo here.. -
also can..make this the crap thread..to prevent further staining of the original one..Originally posted by rainee:nvm, continue to post in the official thread to apply...ppl who want to crap, can come here -
ok, onzOriginally posted by stellazio:also can..make this the crap thread..to prevent further staining of the original one..
This is now officially a crap thread -
wad is the world coming to??
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Not all bad guys are rotten to the core and evil forever..Originally posted by starblue:wad is the world coming to??