Stupidest Question Ever...
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Saw an ad on promotion for umbrellas...
If you purchase it during rainy weather, you get it cheap and on normal weather, you have to pay its full price... there was a small poster where there is a sunny picture and a rainy picture with their respective prices...
Someone went to ask...
Not bad promotion, I dinno umbrella got two types one...
I want to buy the umbrella for raining use only can? -
wads the number for "nine one one"?
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"you got lesson later?"
"yah, molecular biology, same as you." -
my mother: "boy ar, can u help me get that thing from that wat place that time we bought it from that side one, you remember??"
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rainee, whats ur name?
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I fall down, then my friend ask, "what happen?"
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i said, "ouch!!"
he asks, "pain ah?" -
friend call me at 4 am "eh u sleeping ah?"
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Mr A calls Mr B on Mr B's HP and asks, "Can I speak to Mr B?"
Mr B replied, "No you can't. He's busy answering stupid phone calls."
Mr A stepped into the registration counter at the A&E department. Clerk asks, "Hi, are you here to see the doctor?"
Mr A gleefully answers, "No. Actually I'd like to order 2 packets of chicken rice." -
FOSOriginally posted by starblue:"you got lesson later?"
"yah, molecular biology, same as you."
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Originally posted by Superbus:Mr A calls Mr B on Mr B's HP and asks, "Can I speak to Mr B?"
Mr B replied, "No you can't. He's busy answering stupid phone calls."
Mr A stepped into the registration counter at the A&E department. Clerk asks, "Hi, are you here to see the doctor?"
Mr A gleefully answers, "No. Actually I'd like to order 2 packets of chicken rice." -
Hahaha... that one is the best...Originally posted by starblue:i said, "ouch!!"
he asks, "pain ah?"
Just say, no lar no pain one... da.mn shiok! -
Hahaha... that one is the best...Originally posted by starblue:i said, "ouch!!"
he asks, "pain ah?"
Just say, no lar no pain one... da.mn shiok! -
hanor hanor... people say ouch liao still ask pain or not.... how thick can guys get???Originally posted by renorenal:Hahaha... that one is the best...
Just say, no lar no pain one... da.mn shiok! -
This is one from a Singaporean to an ang moh (me). I hear it all the time and I have NO CLUE how to respond lol...
ME:
THEM: "Yeah, why?"
ME:
Uh what the hell do you say to that? lol
The only response I can give is one that makes just about the same amount of sense....
ME:
THEM: "Yeah, why?"
ME: "Like that, lor..." -
Originally posted by Northwind:This is one from a Singaporean to an ang moh (me). I hear it all the time and I have NO CLUE how to respond lol...
ME:
THEM: "Yeah, why?"
ME:
Uh what the hell do you say to that? lol
The only response I can give is one that makes just about the same amount of sense....
ME:
THEM: "Yeah, why?"
ME: "Like that, lor..." -
That time when we had to withdraw blood from each other... this girl tried on me 7 times and still can't find the vein.. she poke the needle one last time, and finally got it... she was so happy... and she asked me, eh pain ar?Originally posted by starblue:hanor hanor... people say ouch liao still ask pain or not.... how thick can guys get??? 
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"Am I asking a Stupid Question?"
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indeed.Originally posted by The Emperor:"Am I asking a Stupid Question?"
"do you know where got sell cds?" -
hahaha... cool.Originally posted by starblue:indeed.
"do you know where got sell cds?"
Girl: I dun think we should see each other ever again.
Boy: You... really... dun want to see me ever again ar?
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"why does chicken rice comes with cucumbers? and not tomatoes?"
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2 friends and me having a conversation about christian names and chinese names (Both of them have christian names, but I don't. Only have chinese name)
Friend 1: So what's your chinese name, James?
Friend 2: It's [Insert chinese name], how about yours huh?
Friend 1: Mine is [insert chinese name]
Turns to me
Friend 1: So how about you, [insert chinese name], what's your chinese name huh?
I stared at her baffled until she burst out laughing at herself. -
why are the stars blue and not white?
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y is ur name stablue?Originally posted by stellazio:why are the stars blue and not white? -
I tell you, I never know what to answer when people ask me,"Wassup?"