Typical Perverts!!! Beware!

• mystiv

  8 Nov 05, 22:17

  Thought of this before;
  
  if u're (assuming ur a female) wearing high heels and a flasher appears and shows his family jewels, why run?
  
  aim well, and jab him with the heels
  
  
• starblue

  8 Nov 05, 22:29

  Originally posted by Lance_han:

  my chinese F9 u still use tis kind of cheem words...

  orh.. this one got a cute story behind it one. one day, guy A went and buried 300 "liang" (money in old china) in his backyard. and he dun want people to come and steal. so he write a sign board and put there, saying, "ci di wu ying san bai liang (here got no 300 "liang")"
  
  then his neighbour, Li Si, came, saw the sign and dug up the silver and didnt want his neighbour to know it is he who stole it. so he write next to the sign, "ge bi li si bu ceng tou (your neighbour Li Si never steal)"
  
  
• The Emperor

  8 Nov 05, 22:29

  Originally posted by mystiv:

  Thought of this before;
  
  if u're (assuming ur a female) wearing high heels and a flasher appears and shows his family jewels, why run?
  
  aim well, and jab him with the heels
  
  

  hahaha... well, i thought of this b4 and it goes like this.
  
  Let's say i'm a super sexy-looking female walking on the street one day and this flasher came and flash his *tooooT* (censored), I'll look at it and then say... "WAH! Hey, how come your *tooooT* is SO DAMN BLOODY SMALL??!!! I can't see leh... Haiz..." And then walk off.
  
  
• Lance_han

  8 Nov 05, 22:30

  Originally posted by starblue:

  orh.. this one got a cute story behind it one. one day, guy A went and buried 300 "liang" (money in old china) in his backyard. and he dun want people to come and steal. so he write a sign board and put there, saying, "ci di wu ying san bai liang (here got no 300 "liang")"
  
  then his neighbour, Li Si, came, saw the sign and dug up the silver and didnt want his neighbour to know it is he who stole it. so he write next to the sign, "ge bi li si bu ceng tou (your neighbour Li Si never steal)"
  
  

  .... ....
• rainee

  9 Nov 05, 01:20

  last time I was on a bus...then this pervert reached out his hand (he was sitting behind me and we were both on next to the window seats) and started touching my armpit! When I got off, he was still grinning at me thru the windowpane...sick man!
• hisoka

  9 Nov 05, 01:23

  Originally posted by rainee:

  last time I was on a bus...then this pervert reached out his hand (he was sitting behind me and we were both on next to the window seats) and started touching my armpit! When I got off, he was still grinning at me thru the windowpane...sick man!

  one word needles or syringes
• rainee

  9 Nov 05, 01:28

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  one word needles or syringes

  I dun bring those out one de ma
• hisoka

  9 Nov 05, 01:29

  Originally posted by rainee:

  I dun bring those out one de ma

  should bring one esp syringes fill with some dye and inject confirm that guy freak out
• rainee

  9 Nov 05, 01:30

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  should bring one esp syringes fill with some dye and inject confirm that guy freak out

  hanor put in red dye in the syringe and then said it has HIV virus in it
• hisoka

  9 Nov 05, 01:31

  Originally posted by rainee:

  hanor put in red dye in the syringe and then said it has HIV virus in it

  evil sia
• rainee

  9 Nov 05, 01:32

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  evil sia

  i said oledi, i m only evil when the other person is evil to me...
  
  but dat time too small, never tot of this idea ma
• hisoka

  9 Nov 05, 01:33

  Originally posted by rainee:

  i said oledi, i m only evil when the other person is evil to me...
  
  but dat time too small, never tot of this idea ma

  me not evil dun pike me
• rainee

  9 Nov 05, 01:35

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  me not evil dun pike me

  
• hisoka

  9 Nov 05, 01:36

  btw where are all the pple?
• rainee

  9 Nov 05, 01:36

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  btw where are all the pple?

  sleep liao la...if u were at the crapbox earlier, u wud meet a lot of peepz there
• hisoka

  9 Nov 05, 01:40

  Originally posted by rainee:

  sleep liao la...if u were at the crapbox earlier, u wud meet a lot of peepz there

  i scared of getting constipation mah anyway i very busy just nw got deadline at 12.
  
  why they sleep so early tonight? go wake help me wake them
• rainee

  9 Nov 05, 01:42

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  i scared of getting constipation mah anyway i very busy just nw got deadline at 12.
  
  why they sleep so early tonight? go wake help me wake them

  if u got their phone numbers, u can try calling them
  
  me oso busy, when I woke up, most of them not there anymore le...
  
  going for lunch soon, tata!
  
  I will be here more after tonite la, cos I got a major exam and hw tonite...
• hisoka

  9 Nov 05, 01:45

  Originally posted by rainee:

  if u got their phone numbers, u can try calling them
  
  me oso busy, when I woke up, most of them not there anymore le...
  
  going for lunch soon, tata!
  
  I will be here more after tonite la, cos I got a major exam and hw tonite...

  i gotta abstain le got to start muggin soon or else fail le
• starblue

  9 Nov 05, 10:40

  Originally posted by rainee:

  last time I was on a bus...then this pervert reached out his hand (he was sitting behind me and we were both on next to the window seats) and started touching my armpit! When I got off, he was still grinning at me thru the windowpane...sick man!

  armpit fetish.... gosh.. wad is the world coming to???
  
  i know some guys just purposely want to bump into my shoulder one.... so obvious loh, it's not like it's crowded or wad loh... tmd.
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  9 Nov 05, 10:49

  
• starblue

  9 Nov 05, 10:57

  Originally posted by WiNtEr'SkiLL:

  

  can you post something constructive for a change?? my forum not for people to increase post count one ok.
• dragg

  9 Nov 05, 11:04

  Originally posted by starblue:

  armpit fetish.... gosh.. wad is the world coming to???
  
  i know some guys just purposely want to bump into my shoulder one.... so obvious loh, it's not like it's crowded or wad loh... tmd.

  why?
  
  you have pretty shoulders?
  
  
• starblue

  9 Nov 05, 11:13

  Originally posted by dragg:

  why?
  
  you have pretty shoulders?
  
  

  how you define pretty shoulders??
  
  and hor, pretty shoulders is not to see see look look but to bang into one meh??
• rainee

  9 Nov 05, 14:04

  Originally posted by starblue:

  armpit fetish.... gosh.. wad is the world coming to???
  
  i know some guys just purposely want to bump into my shoulder one.... so obvious loh, it's not like it's crowded or wad loh... tmd.

  aiya at least they banged into your shoulder nia, got some tried to do even funnier things
• BadzMaro

  9 Nov 05, 14:19

  You guys dun know ah.. all the sickest n most creative things comes from Japan. From Sex to voyeurism. THey do perfect bondage too! The train or MRT is called 'Train Molesters' or Chikan in Japanese. he he... damn the japs are good. I am learning all the skillz so everytime i go SG instead of taking my friends car.. i always opt for the MRT Peak hours are the best time for the thrills...he he ! k i am just kidding la k @