Nine Things I Hate About Everyone
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1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??? -
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Life is short. Live life to the fullest
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nice read =D
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i believe most of the time when people really say that.. they don't really mean it, they're just really bad at striking up conversations.. and are basically boring people.. LOL
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do you think we care what things you hate about everyone?
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Originally posted by coffeeortea:.. and are basically boring people.. LOL
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well said man.instead of moaning cux of the shortness of it,why not try to make it meaningful like bringing joy to others while we can?Originally posted by alexkusu:Life is short. Live life to the fullest -
heh the first one is very funny
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do u think i care what u care?Originally posted by dragg:do you think we care what things you hate about everyone? -
I always do all the above.Originally posted by The Emperor:1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
You must hate me than... -
What I would like to add on is people tend to say 'I understand how you feel' or 'I understand what it's like' when you share a problem or a bad experience. The fact is these people can never understand truly. The best they can manage is only understand in the logical mind but the extent of the pit you are going through they cannot understand.
What's worse they try to dish out common sense advice like you are completely incompetent to think. Or even suggest that 'you should have done this...', 'you should not have done that...'. That's only suggesting that 'it's all your own fault'. -
im sure you know i like to jokeOriginally posted by skid: do you know me? -
its all part of trying to make the other party feel better.. give him/her credit man.. at least he/she is trying to help?Originally posted by clay569:What I would like to add on is people tend to say 'I understand how you feel' or 'I understand what it's like' when you share a problem or a bad experience. The fact is these people can never understand truly. The best they can manage is only understand in the logical mind but the extent of the pit you are going through they cannot understand.
What's worse they try to dish out common sense advice like you are completely incompetent to think. Or even suggest that 'you should have done this...', 'you should not have done that...'. That's only suggesting that 'it's all your own fault'. -
cool la...it is not really abt what "he" hates, it is just some general statementsOriginally posted by dragg:do you think we care what things you hate about everyone? -
No it just makes the other party feel more irritated because one just realises how superficial the friend is.
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Sounds familiar... frm a book entitled Tongue-Fu wasnt it?Originally posted by clay569:What I would like to add on is people tend to say 'I understand how you feel' or 'I understand what it's like' when you share a problem or a bad experience. The fact is these people can never understand truly. The best they can manage is only understand in the logical mind but the extent of the pit you are going through they cannot understand.
What's worse they try to dish out common sense advice like you are completely incompetent to think. Or even suggest that 'you should have done this...', 'you should not have done that...'. That's only suggesting that 'it's all your own fault'. -
Huh? No leh...every word my own....revelations of my own experiences.
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Originally posted by The Emperor:1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
CORRECTIONS
the longest thing one ever do is...
Staying dead after their death...
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??? -
i am just pulling his leg.Originally posted by rainee:cool la...it is not really abt what "he" hates, it is just some general statements -
..................................................Originally posted by The Emperor:do u think i care what u care?
chill. -
"wad's Ms Lee's surname ah?"
got an idiot ask me that before. i was pissed beyond words. -
I'm guilty of the 1st, 3rd, 4th and so on, so forth...
