poems *erhem*
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not very appropriate to post in the other serious thread, so here it is
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.
then ~
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God
ask him to free u from darkness
and if after you pray
and you're still in darkness,
please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL -
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
this one is so mean... -
Your poems have a mean streak to them.
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nasty
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just a variation on the twinkle little star song
Nipple Nipple, don't go far,
Can I press you in my car.
Up above the chest so high,
Always milky never dry.
Let me suck you don't be shy,
lick and lick let's get high. -
Originally posted by alexkusu:just a variation on the twinkle little star song
Nipple Nipple, don't go far,
Can I press you in my car.
Up above the chest so high,
Always milky never dry.
Let me suck you don't be shy,
lick and lick let's get high. -
Share a new one I have:
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eh. this thread for joke poems, urs too serious le lahOriginally posted by CoolMyth:Share a new one I have:
gogo. post in the other poem thread -
Is it?Originally posted by mystiv:eh. this thread for joke poems, urs too serious le lah
gogo. post in the other poem thread -
can translate?Originally posted by CoolMyth:Share a new one I have: -
every girl is an angelOriginally posted by rainee:can translate?
when she sheds her 1st drop of tear
god takes back her pair of wings
so,
all guys should know
when the girl in front of you
sheds her 1st drop of tear for you
she has already given up her heaven just for you.. -
Originally posted by mystiv:every girl is an angel
when she sheds her 1st drop of tear
god takes back her pair of wings
so,
all guys should know
when the girl in front of you
sheds her 1st drop of tear for you
she has already given up her heaven just for you..
man. how true..