Things your parents told you when you were young......

• NeverSayGoodBye

  1 May 06, 11:55

  ..... Zipped it up, or else your ku ku bird will fly away.....
• shade343

  1 May 06, 11:57

  You have a choice. Always say NO to strangers.
• bladez87

  1 May 06, 12:03

  night time cannot go out, later bangali catch you go
  
  and to enforce this saying, i really saw a bangali ran past my house at night when i was a kid. needless to say, i believed in that saying from then on. that bangali was chasing a cat i think. but it was night time, and that bangali super dark skin, so i see is really whole body black. ahaha.
• crispylips

  1 May 06, 12:06

  your papa working for gov. next time when you grow up must vote for uncle lee hor........
• the Bear

  1 May 06, 12:08

  i never believed a lot of those silly things...
  
  strangely, folks being folks at that time, they were kinda angry with me for not believing them...
  
  i wonder.. times have changed... if people told such nonsense to my children and my children had the intelligence to challenge stupid things like that, i'd be proud of them instead of angry
• gohkatkat

  1 May 06, 12:11

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... Zipped it up, or else your ku ku bird will fly away.....

  hahaha real funny.......
• The man who was death

  1 May 06, 17:08

  boh cheng teh kor, mata eh lai lia li
• Ah Cek

  1 May 06, 17:11

  "where is ur bird bird? neh! u notti i cut ur bird bird er!"
  
  
• blackchickenahkai

  1 May 06, 17:14

  boy touch girl girl get baby
• udontknowme

  1 May 06, 17:15

  study study study.
  now also study study study.
  
  when i was really young...sorry, i dont remember
• king108

  1 May 06, 17:20

  My mum never asked me to study hard..
  
  I only remembered she always tell me "walk road watch road, cross road watch car". Listen to teacher..
  
  My mum never studied..yet she is so understanding..
  
• HENG@

  1 May 06, 17:23

  theres the one whre if u dun finish yr rice cleanly, next time yr partner will have pockmarked face.
• udontknowme

  1 May 06, 17:23

  Originally posted by king108:

  My mum never asked me to study hard..
  
  I only remembered she always tell me "walk road watch road, cross road watch car". Listen to teacher..
  
  My mum never studied..yet she is so understanding..
  

  lucky you.
  then be a good kid!!
  ok...i suppose u r.
  mothers day soon ah...
• wonderamazement

  1 May 06, 17:23

  Dun be naughty ah! Or else police come catch you....
• mhcampboy

  1 May 06, 17:45

  Originally posted by wonderamazement:

  Dun be naughty ah! Or else police come catch you....

  mine is this..... Don be naughty ar!! wait i sell u to the karang guni man!!
• Fatum

  1 May 06, 17:47

  this one's from my granny ...
  
  look for a wifey with broad hips so she'll be able to give birth easily ...
• wonderamazement

  1 May 06, 18:08

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  mine is this..... Don be naughty ar!! wait i sell u to the karang guni man!!

  
• king108

  1 May 06, 19:41

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  lucky you.
  then be a good kid!!
  ok...i suppose u r.
  mothers day soon ah...

  My mum passed away 20years back..and I had completed my studies.. Not that good..but definitely no evil..
  
  Hence, I practises "walk road watch road, cross road watch car" and listen to teacher in my way of doing things and life too.
  
  
• NeverSayGoodBye

  2 May 06, 11:48

  ..... Don't swallow the water-melon's seeds, it will grow in your tummy
  
  Started to panic when i did swallowed some
• meltz

  2 May 06, 11:49

  this abit racist la .. hope u all dont mind
  
  dont go near APNN they will catch u ....
• Troy437

  2 May 06, 11:50

  If you see a lizard tail break off from the lizard body, stay away.
  The broken tail will try to go into your ear and make you deaf.
• NekoRin

  2 May 06, 12:08

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  theres the one whre if u dun finish yr rice cleanly, next time yr partner will have pockmarked face.

  yep i remember that too
• stellazio

  2 May 06, 16:41

  don't take drugs
  
  knn, now i'm hooked to sgf man..
• alexkusu

  2 May 06, 16:44

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  don't take drugs
  
  knn, now i'm hooked to sgf man..

  x1
  
  must be the p-membership
• NeverSayGoodBye

  2 May 06, 20:50

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  this one's from my granny ...
  
  look for a wifey with broad hips so she'll be able to give birth easily ...

  .....Thot those with broad hips can produce more babies