Things your parents told you when you were young......

• Master -_-

  2 May 06, 20:52

  "Somebody gonna hurt real bad"
  
  
• starblue

  2 May 06, 22:48

  Originally posted by Troy437:

  If you see a lizard tail break off from the lizard body, stay away.
  The broken tail will try to go into your ear and make you deaf.

  omg.. exactly wad my mum told me.. she also told me close your eyes when a butterfly flies near you or else their powder on the wings will blind you if they fall into your eyes. i should have known my mum isnt apt in biology.
• the Bear

  2 May 06, 22:54

  oh.. the horrible lies told by folks in our youth...
  
  
• HENG@

  2 May 06, 23:38

  well in future im gonna tell kids that if u look really carefully, a line of ants isn't just a line of ants. Its a line of ants doing the limbo rock.
  
• HENG@

  2 May 06, 23:39

  might i also introduce this wonderful book!
  
  
  
  
• starblue

  3 May 06, 00:20

  my mum also told us not to blow bubbles into our drinks (we love to do that just to annoy her), cos if we drink it, we'll produce a lot of.... er... gas.
• SGpork

  3 May 06, 00:23

  go out dont anyhow ar..
  
  
  
  dont waste food.
  
  must study hard..
  
  
• SGpork

  3 May 06, 00:25

  Originally posted by Troy437:

  If you see a lizard tail break off from the lizard body, stay away.
  The broken tail will try to go into your ear and make you deaf.

  lol my mum told me this too.
  but not the last part..make you deaf
  
  
• udontknowme

  3 May 06, 00:26

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  might i also introduce this wonderful book!
  
  
  
  

  I WANT!!!!!
  
  
• NeverSayGoodBye

  3 May 06, 12:46

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  might i also introduce this wonderful book!
  
  
  
  

  ..... Can share some of the lies that are in the book
• starblue

  3 May 06, 21:57

  gal cannot stay out late, later will get kidnapped and raped.
  
  
• dragg

  3 May 06, 22:00

  one thing i remember very vividly is when my father zip my pants and kanna my bird.
  
  very painful.
  
  
• hisoka

  3 May 06, 22:05

  Originally posted by starblue:

  gal cannot stay out late, later will get kidnapped and raped.
  
  

  this one not exactly wrong lah
• gd4u

  3 May 06, 22:28

  I fondly remembered everytime something goes wrong ...
  my granpa will go "KNNB cho si lang kang kuei" ...
• NT2

  3 May 06, 22:30

  eat finish ur rice if not ur wife will have acne face
• starblue

  3 May 06, 23:04

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  this one not exactly wrong lah

  erm.... but she's still telling me that...
• Ito_^

  3 May 06, 23:19

  my mom told me she didnt know me when i was very young, saying she was a witch. i got so scared i cried.
• mhcampboy

  3 May 06, 23:21

  my parents also tell me not to play hide and seek between twillight hours... ie 630pm to 730 pm like tat lar....or else hantu tetek* will catch u....
  
  *a malay folklore ghost which will wrap its victims with her brEST.... WTF!!??
• hisoka

  3 May 06, 23:22

  Originally posted by starblue:

  erm.... but she's still telling me that...

  true mah. got higher chance at late hours mah. singapore safe also not that safe right??
• NeverSayGoodBye

  4 May 06, 10:36

  Originally posted by dragg:

  one thing i remember very vividly is when my father zip my pants and kanna my bird.
  
  very painful.
  
  

  ..... Hows your bird now?
• NeverSayGoodBye

  4 May 06, 10:38

  Originally posted by Ito_^:

  my mom told me she didnt know me when i was very young, saying she was a witch. i got so scared i cried.

  ..... Does she go by public transport or still using a broom?
• NeverSayGoodBye

  4 May 06, 10:43

  Originally posted by starblue:

  gal cannot stay out late, later will get kidnapped and raped.
  
  

  
• starblue

  4 May 06, 23:29

  i think next time i'll tell me kid she's a test tube baby, even though i am fully able to conceive the normal way. cos it was the "in" thing then.
• NeverSayGoodBye

  5 May 06, 10:51

  Originally posted by starblue:

  i think next time i'll tell me kid she's a test tube baby, even though i am fully able to conceive the normal way. cos it was the "in" thing then.

  ..... So natural birth will be extinct by then
• the Bear

  5 May 06, 10:52

  ever read Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World" ?
  
  

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... So natural birth will be extinct by then