Things your parents told you when you were young......

• NeverSayGoodBye

  6 May 06, 13:15

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  ever read Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World" ?
  
  

  ..... Hey no, hardly read any book except for self-improvements
• NeverSayGoodBye

  6 May 06, 13:17

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  ever read Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World" ?
  
  

  ..... Btw what's this book all about?
• rathcycle

  7 May 06, 01:23

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  theres the one whre if u dun finish yr rice cleanly, next time yr partner will have pockmarked face.

  Very common, alot of my friends parents also tell them that.
• NeverSayGoodBye

  9 May 06, 12:41

  ..... Must say "thank you" when people gave you sweets to eat
• olala

  9 May 06, 14:34

  U'll grow up to be a fine man a warrior
• udontknowme

  11 May 06, 22:59

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... Must say "thank you" when people gave you sweets to eat

  even to strangers who might have put poison in it?
• NT2

  11 May 06, 23:01

  cannot urine onto a hot floor surface. for eg....on a hot afternoon u wanna urine onto the roadside (when u r a small boy la) u will have urinary tract infection....dunno y they said so.
  
  
• NeverSayGoodBye

  12 May 06, 11:20

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  even to strangers who might have put poison in it?

  .....I don't think anyone would want to kill a young innocent child
• casino_king

  12 May 06, 11:41

  I have become the type of person my parents warn me about when I was young.
• NeverSayGoodBye

  12 May 06, 12:21

  Originally posted by casino_king:

  I have become the type of person my parents warn me about when I was young.

  ..... King of gamblers
• Manager433

  12 May 06, 13:04

  My mum ever told me: Lu Bian De Yea Hua Bu Nieng Chia. I fails to listen...........
• udontknowme

  14 May 06, 02:14

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  .....I don't think anyone would want to kill a young innocent child

  are you sure??
  maybe not singapore
  oh well, welcome to the real world...
• NeverSayGoodBye

  15 May 06, 10:48

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  are you sure??
  maybe not singapore
  oh well, welcome to the real world...

  ..... I am in the real world right now, happy to say it is not a bad place to live.
• NT2

  15 May 06, 11:16

  must study hard if not become road sweeper
  
  now that road sweepers r by cleaning vehicles and the person drives it around...hmmm
• udontknowme

  15 May 06, 18:50

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... I am in the real world right now, happy to say it is not a bad place to live.

  are you an optimist glass-is-half-full type of person??
  seems like it..
• NeverSayGoodBye

  15 May 06, 20:10

  Originally posted by udontknowme:

  are you an optimist glass-is-half-full type of person??
  seems like it..

  ..... You'r right i am a positive kind of person. I see light in darkness. Why are you skeptical about this world? You only live once, don't waste it.
• sammiegal

  15 May 06, 20:36

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... Btw what's this book all about?

  its about a dystopia world where parents are a thing of the past.
  people are split into different ranks and goes through brainwashing as a child so that they will know their rank and role in society.
  children are encouraged to have sex and they have elementary sex lessons where they have orgies.
  bout a guy who was born of a real mother cos the mother was cast out of society.
  
  my parents always told me i would go to hell if i lied.
  of course i've yet to found out whether that would be true or not..
• udontknowme

  16 May 06, 00:08

  Originally posted by sammiegal:
  
  its about a dystopia world where parents are a thing of the past.
  people are split into different ranks and goes through brainwashing as a child so that they will know their rank and role in society.
  children are encouraged to have sex and they have elementary sex lessons where they have orgies.
  bout a guy who was born of a real mother cos the mother was cast out of society.
  
  my parents always told me i would go to hell if i lied.
  of course i've yet to found out whether that would be true or not..

  there used to be a cult that actually did that!! just no lessons.
  its called Children of God.
  im not sure if they still do that kinda stuff...
• udontknowme

  16 May 06, 00:12

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... You'r right i am a positive kind of person. I see light in darkness. Why are you skeptical about this world? You only live once, don't waste it.

  born pessimist/cynic...???
  
  idk...
• NeverSayGoodBye

  16 May 06, 18:37

  [quote]Originally posted by sammiegal:
  
  
  its about a dystopia world where parents are a thing of the past.
  people are split into different ranks and goes through brainwashing as a child so that they will know their rank and role in society.
  children are encouraged to have sex and they have elementary sex lessons where they have orgies.
  bout a guy who was born of a real mother cos the mother was cast out of society.
  
  [b]my parents always told me i would go to hell if i lied.
  of course i've yet to found out whether that would be true or not.. [/[/b]quote]
  
  ..... They will cut your tongue off in hell i suppose...
• markzz

  20 May 06, 11:15

  Originally posted by meltz:

  this abit racist la .. hope u all dont mind
  
  dont go near APNN they will catch u ....

  APNN = Ah Pu Neh Neh!
  
  1) "U so naughty, I sell u to the APNN ah!!!"
  
  2)sikh men are refered to as "Baboo Singh"
  
  3)"u no manners to papa, mama..wait thunder god knock your head!"
  
  4)"sorry, sorry , excuse me!" (mom said that when I'm pee-ing into the drain when I'm a small boy. she says its to ask the wandering spirits to SIAM before they get drenched by my urine!)
• markzz

  20 May 06, 11:24

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... Hows your bird now?

  Flew away like the birds in the Richard Gere visa ad!
  
  Dun worry... u had freed a bird, you'll have good fortune!
  
  More birds, more luck!
• NeverSayGoodBye

  20 May 06, 11:39

  Originally posted by markzz:

  Flew away like the birds in the Richard Gere visa ad!
  
  Dun worry... u had freed a bird, you'll have good fortune!
  
  More birds, more luck!

  ..... What kind of birds are you referring to?
• markzz

  20 May 06, 19:29

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... What kind of birds are you referring to?

  Feather-less birds!
• oxford mushroom

  21 May 06, 16:56

  What about this one:
  
  Study hard when you are youn...when you grow up and become successful there will be a long line of gals waiting to marry you