let's share insults
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people, post your most colourful and creative ways and sayings that others can use to insult. other than the obvious vulgarities. no!! i dun wan no vulgarities!! i want creative insults!!
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im stupid.
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What's the point of you having such a big head? It's hollow
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+1.
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i didnt know field = youOriginally posted by field:What's the point of you having such a big head? It's hollow
hey people. its an insult corner. dont be offended. go on, im waiting -
thats ur head comes with a brain?
wow i didnt know u are born with hands
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coffeeortea comes up with the most creative insults...
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darn, i didnt know you're blindOriginally posted by martin_lim85:thats ur head comes with a brain?
wow i didnt know u are born with hands
Disclaimer: All insults are purely intended to support this thread only, and does not reflect my actual feelings -
the perfect opposite of youOriginally posted by R3SsH|n:coffeeortea comes up with the most creative insults...
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oh..don't worry...my creative element is put to better use...insults...i will go for the raw deal...Originally posted by mystiv:the perfect opposite of you
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u are slow, are u really born with it?
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You are a shockingly obtuse reprobate and a revolting, one dimensional plague of sighing and grief
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Used this 4 years ago..
You're so ugly, your parents had to tie porkchop around your nexk to get the dog to play with you -
Stop being stupid. It's my turn.
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Show 3 fingers at someone and say: "Read between the lines".
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When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Nah, of course you would.
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you're evilOriginally posted by alexkusu:When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dense that light bends around you; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Nah, of course you would. -
Sorry, I don't remember useless people.
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U call me evil, unfortunately for you, I am a necessary evilOriginally posted by mystiv:you're evil 
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If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. If you're going to say something that ignorant, you could at least fake a stroke. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
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You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. If I had wanted to talk to somebody with your personality, I would be at the damn pet store talking to the lizards. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't eat all those paint chips and lead pencils when you were a kid; if your weren't so fat that buildings bounce when you haul your Sumo Wrestler mass down the street, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your mom had to get well-and-truly drunk before she could breast feed you. No, come to think of it, you would.
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your momma's so fat, that when she jumped for joy...
she got stuck.
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nah..it should be like this..Originally posted by SingaporeMacross:your momma's so fat, that when she jumped for joy...
she got stuck.
ok thank you
yo marder so fat..tat when she zump for zoy..
she got stucl
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I think you are as dense as an old man hooked on glue sniffing.Perhaps he is your grandfather, in which case, he should have died of an overdose so that his progeny will not pollute the air which I breathe and cause me to be infected with his wanton lack of intellect and good sense.