my personal favourite
*puts up right hand mimicking a beak*
Gwack~~Gwack~~Gwack~~~~~ (crow flying across when there's dead silence(
used especially during gatherings when someone attempts to pull off something lame/cold joke
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Opps, I'm sorry for me having to repeat the instructions all over again for 5 times. Hope that you don't find me being naggy, this time I will try my best to commune in the language you gurus use. Okay, press that button with the top-open circle and a vertical 'I' symbol. I believe that is the 'Power On' Button, do correct me if I am wrong. I'm just not trained in handling questions like "How do I on the monitor", it's not in the list of qns that the tech support supervisor gave me.
Did that work? Congratulations and thank you for you continual support to our tech service centre by calling up every other day. We the tech support team will do our best to address our articulation so that you can be spared with all our nagging and non-sensical advices. Thank you.