let's share insults
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It should be a joy to operate on you. Open the head....no brains. Open up the chest....no heart. Open up the abdomen...no guts.
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directed at people who are blind to the truth.......Originally posted by starblue:people, post your most colourful and creative ways and sayings that others can use to insult. other than the obvious vulgarities. no!! i dun wan no vulgarities!! i want creative insults!!
let the games begin!!
where in the world is his eyes?????? maybe in his pants.........
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..... Confidence is that quiet, assured feeling you get just before you fall flat on your face.
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..... All work and no play makes Jack the wealthiest man in the cemetry.
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..... My boss has a brain like Einstein's---dead since 1955
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..... I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
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you just dont get itOriginally posted by bladez87:wow you certainly fit the description. this being an insult thread and you coming up with a compliment... hmm... -
What if the person in question asks back the same question to you?Originally posted by gd4u:lol.. here's mine:
What's the difference between u and a pig ?
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u r so stupid u dunk ur balls in the net
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To a guy with a moustache
"So, Eric, what is so special about your nose that it has to be underline?" -
if anyone asked, i'd tell them that you are not a pig. pigs are gentle, intelligent and sensitive animals.
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When was the last time you had a decent meal? (che le ma?)
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??? is that supposed to be an insult?Originally posted by casino_king:When was the last time you had a decent meal? (che le ma?) -
to a christian: i really think to be born again would be the perfect experience for you. but this time, try to be born with a brain.
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..... Some women go to the beauty parlour to get a face full of mud and an earful of dirt
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..... You can only young once, but you can always be immature
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Did i hear a dog bark?
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i think you'll survive with a bullet in your head. your brain is hardly a vital organ.
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Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
It seems your fingers not only did your typing, but did your thinking too. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. Who am I kidding? You would.
Finally, take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live. -
you're so dull the digital camera can only take monochroms of you.
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..... No wonder it's so difficult to raise children properly....they are always imitating their parents.
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looks like someone wasn't there when brains were being handed out...
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Violinist : I play chamber music
No-Fan : Hummm..sounds more like torture-chamber music. -
John: You shouldn't lean out of the window like that.
David: Why not?
John: Everyone will think it's Halloween. -
I've seen teabags with more leaves than hair on your head.