Everything has a gender..

• alfagal

  12 Jul 06, 16:59

  1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything
  in, but you can see right through them.
  
  2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
  takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
  reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
  but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
  
  3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often
  over-inflated.
  
  4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go
  anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
  course, there's the hot air part.
  
  5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
  squeezable and retain water.
  
  6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
  hit on.
  
  7) A Subway is Male, because it uses
  the same old
  lines to pick people up.
  
  An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts
  to the bottom.
  
  9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much
  over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have
  around.
  
  10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd
  be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a
  man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he
  doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he
  keeps trying!
• mhcampboy

  12 Jul 06, 17:01

  
  
  
• CoolMyth

  12 Jul 06, 17:06

  I like the last one.
• the Bear

  12 Jul 06, 17:06

  so.. guys, keep squeezing your ladies
  
  

  Originally posted by alfagal:

  5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
  squeezable and retain water.
  

• alfagal

  12 Jul 06, 17:09

  haha...number 8 is a smiley face instead of e number...
  
  well as long as u guys enjoy reading it...
  
  wa..bear wat u supposed to mean huh..
• CoolMyth

  12 Jul 06, 17:13

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  so.. guys, keep squeezing your ladies
  
  

  I got nobody to squeeze leh.
• the Bear

  12 Jul 06, 17:15

  i wish i had a Mrs Bear to squeeze too... she'd never have the chance to miss being squeezed by me
  
  

  Originally posted by CoolMyth:

  I got nobody to squeeze leh.

• Ito_^

  12 Jul 06, 17:36

  Originally posted by CoolMyth:

  I got nobody to squeeze leh.

  rent-a-squeeze in geyland.
• starblue

  12 Jul 06, 17:37

  then wad is the gender of the humble toothbrush??
• the Bear

  12 Jul 06, 17:43

  well, soft and squeezable.. if guys keep their ladies happy.. and even if there is water retention, the lady is happy enough to know their guy will love them and not be too bothered with that problem
  
  

  Originally posted by alfagal:

  haha...number 8 is a smiley face instead of e number...
  
  well as long as u guys enjoy reading it...
  
  wa..bear wat u supposed to mean huh..

• CoolMyth

  12 Jul 06, 17:47

  Originally posted by starblue:

  then wad is the gender of the humble toothbrush??

  Must be a female.
  
  Cause must change every three months.
• The man who was death

  12 Jul 06, 19:10

  but....spongebob squarepants is asexual............
• Bontakun

  12 Jul 06, 19:16

  I got 3 Remotes in my room... 15 in my house......
• mystiv

  13 Jul 06, 01:51

  i initially read it as 'everyone has a gender', and went 'wtf? alfa likes stating the obvious?'
• Pitot

  13 Jul 06, 01:52

  Originally posted by CoolMyth:

  Must be a female.
  
  Cause must change every three months.

  
• alfagal

  13 Jul 06, 15:59

  Originally posted by CoolMyth:

  Must be a female.
  
  Cause must change every three months.

  good one
• the.owl

  15 Jul 06, 23:05

  computer is male or female?
• mystiv

  16 Jul 06, 00:04

  Originally posted by the.owl:

  computer is male or female?

  bisexual
  
  male because when it's not in the mood, you cant get it to work no matter how you kick it
  female because we cant live without it
• oxford mushroom

  16 Jul 06, 22:19

  Any gals here fancy a bear hug?
• rathcycle

  16 Jul 06, 22:20

  What's the gender of a website like Sgforums ?
• LazerLordz

  16 Jul 06, 22:24

  Originally posted by rathcycle:

  What's the gender of a website like Sgforums ?

  I think it's female, because it is so hot and popular, yet people need clones to post honestly on it.
• the Bear

  16 Jul 06, 22:26

  so.. why are you asking on my behalf? (not that i mind about the subject)
  
  

  Originally posted by oxford mushroom:

  Any gals here fancy a bear hug?

• oxford mushroom

  17 Jul 06, 02:07

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  so.. why are you asking on my behalf? (not that i mind about the subject)
  
  

  Think you too shy ma
• starblue

  17 Jul 06, 22:41

  what gender is a piece of jacob's biscuit then?
• seow

  23 Jul 06, 21:39

  Originally posted by starblue:

  what gender is a piece of jacob's biscuit then?

  both?
  
  plain, but its good for you!!