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What sort of business process are you involved in?Originally posted by BadzMaro:lol !
But lately i was at SHELL to have a look at thier Globalistation management. they jsut changed theier entire management from top to bottom. like GSAP , IVR , b2b and VMI.
Few days there i realised that they have one of the most complex management. But due to it was newly introduced in July , still alot of flaws and bottlenecks... but i think big cmopanies should adopt some of thier management style lo..
Oh yeah, anyone here ever done Balanced Scorecard?
And hi to all
Bleu: not a problem
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Hi LL.
Have you seen rainee posting lately? -
Nope, why?Originally posted by spidey3:Hi LL.
Have you seen rainee posting lately?
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nothing really. Just that it use to be that whenever I come in here - there will be a post by rainee. But that has not been the case recently.Originally posted by LazerLordz:Nope, why?
Even alex the K is not around. And i notice the emperor has stopped being the mod here.
Looks like you are the only one looking after fort. -
Me? I guess you have to be around at a different time of the day la.Originally posted by spidey3:nothing really. Just that it use to be that whenever I come in here - there will be a post by rainee. But that has not been the case recently.
Even alex the K is not around. And i notice the emperor has stopped being the mod here.
Looks like you are the only one looking after fort. -
Balanced Score Card or BSC or Bull Shit Crap... is a bunch of things which keep score for Key Performance Indices or KPI or Keeping People Idiotic
they're all rubbish to a whole lot of organisations, but con-men-sultants use their "one size fits all" strategy and cause a lot of organisations to suffer badly...
senior management, trying not to look stupid (and failing miserably) lap up the bovine defecation by these con-men-sultants as if it was the finest sturgeon roe... condemn their organisations to the nightmare that is BSC -
so I assume they are only out during the witching hour. When most normal people would be asleepOriginally posted by LazerLordz:Me? I guess you have to be around at a different time of the day la. -
Oh tell me about it, my last 4 months in NS were inflicted by this new BSC doomsday device, and a lot of ISO talk. All the talk about balancing this and that.Originally posted by the Bear:Balanced Score Card or BSC or Bull Shit Crap... is a bunch of things which keep score for Key Performance Indices or KPI or Keeping People Idiotic
they're all rubbish to a whole lot of organisations, but con-men-sultants use their "one size fits all" strategy and cause a lot of organisations to suffer badly...
senior management, trying not to look stupid (and failing miserably) lap up the bovine defecation by these con-men-sultants as if it was the finest sturgeon roe... condemn their organisations to the nightmare that is BSC
Suddenly the whole workshop's processes became streamlined, personnel sent out to other units to "pre-empt" higher level problems from happening.
And guess what, units didn't have the equipment do perform intermediate level maint. and our roving personnel rotted away there while the SAME equipment came back to our workshop and depot, and piled up due to lack of in-house personnel.
Lower cost, longer hours for the chaps, faster up-time(while measured by Sent For Repair) and overall higher downtime( when measured by actual physical condition and inventory).
What a load of bollocks. And morale went down, all for the sake of keeping up appearences of customer priority and "productivity".Sure, it's easy to look busy when your load has doubled and your manpower has fallen by half.And you get a CPL and two 3SGs doing the work of 3 2WOs (as expected in the estab) -
Well, a bit complicated on what i actually do. I work in an Engineering company , specialist in Geophysics , Geotechnical and SI works . But we are also a consultant company and also the company deals with constructions and ties to a Holdings Company, which in turn also invovles other businesses including oil palm plantation. I personally manage a petrol company also. And our company also does works for Shell, and one of our boss used to work in Shell also.. so its kinda complicated. I personally have 3 name cards LOL!Originally posted by LazerLordz:What sort of business process are you involved in?
Oh yeah, anyone here ever done Balanced Scorecard?
And hi to all
Bleu: not a problem
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KPI's ? LoL! Does it involve the Navigator programme ?Originally posted by the Bear:Balanced Score Card or BSC or Bull Shit Crap... is a bunch of things which keep score for Key Performance Indices or KPI or Keeping People Idiotic
they're all rubbish to a whole lot of organisations, but con-men-sultants use their "one size fits all" strategy and cause a lot of organisations to suffer badly...
senior management, trying not to look stupid (and failing miserably) lap up the bovine defecation by these con-men-sultants as if it was the finest sturgeon roe... condemn their organisations to the nightmare that is BSC
personally i think all this globalisation management tactics is more troublesome. Need to go through more levels. They say its suppose to ease each respective manager's work load but if everyone is clueless it just makes things more frustrating man! -
/me trots in
hello all...i will be here for a short while -
Good evening!
Found a loophole in Popular's Bookshop alarm system. I went off undetected.
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I will be here until 8 ...Originally posted by StarPuppy:/me trots in
hello all...i will be here for a short while
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*alfagal has jus singed in*
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wat stuff did u steal?Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:Good evening!
Found a loophole in Popular's Bookshop alarm system. I went off undetected. 
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Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:Good evening!
Found a loophole in Popular's Bookshop alarm system. I went off undetected. 
what did u steal?? -
of course you would go off undetectedOriginally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:Good evening!
Found a loophole in Popular's Bookshop alarm system. I went off undetected.
you are a ant ma....
dun tell me you stole something? -
why?Originally posted by BadzMaro:I will be here until 8 ... 
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heya alfieOriginally posted by alfagal:*alfagal has jus singed in*
how have you been? -
I stole legally.Originally posted by alfagal:wat stuff did u steal?
1 PostIt sticky notes and a box of reinforcement ring.
Their alarm system and and paying system aren't connected, that's why I'm able to walk off freely. -
confirm stole some books one~ but since she so small , she got no where to hide her stolen books.!Originally posted by StarPuppy:of course you would go off undetected
you are a ant ma....
dun tell me you stole something? -
lifes boring?
hmm okie lar..enjoying it lar..nothing to do..till i found a job -
I didn't steal. It was a mistake discovered by chance. Now, I'm trying to figure out how to write a letter to them to explain the thing and improve it.Originally posted by The man who was death: what did u steal?? -
woodlands popular?Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:I stole legally.
1 PostIt sticky notes and a box of reinforcement ring.
Their alarm system and and paying system aren't connected, that's why I'm able to walk off freely. -
WHat does stealing leagally mean ? its still stealing.. since when is stealing legal? mhe heOriginally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:I stole legally.
1 PostIt sticky notes and a box of reinforcement ring.
Their alarm system and and paying system aren't connected, that's why I'm able to walk off freely.