Women always win.....an arguement...
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find
it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper
by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. -
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws" -
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" -
Hao nan bu gen nu dou!
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CREATION
A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! -
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
says.......... "HEBREWS" -
Anyway, jus for luffs
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psst, argument got one more e.
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hee..pai seh...
think my spelling sucks sometimes...really... -
hell hath no fury like a woman scorned....
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wicked. lolOriginally posted by alfagal:WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws" -
anymore jokes?
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HEBREWS... buakahakhaakhaka... that one cracked me up.
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Like that also call win?
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wait till we keep the credit cards in our wallet..
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When all else fails, show some skin.
Yeah baby, yeah. -
you like man or woman?
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Nice. . .
If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings.
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*Becomes a bit fearful of hunny*
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Haha, good one!
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haha dun be lar..Originally posted by Kuali Baba:*Becomes a bit fearful of hunny*
as long as u treat her well, none of these wld happen..