HALLOWEEN JOKES.....
Why did the vampire stay up so late?
.....He had to study for his blood test.
Why can't Dracular write poetry?
.....He goes from bat to verse.
How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
.....She holds the pan and gets 2 friends to make the stove shake with fright.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer and a mope."
What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
.....The waiter.
What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
.....When he got up he only had three legs.
What does a tired vampire do?
.....He takes a coffin break.
What is a vampire's favourite kind of coffee?
.....De--coffin--ated.
How does a vampire clean his house?
.....With a victim cleaner.
Why can't you be loney in a graveyard?
.....There's always some body there.