No wonder, Men...are jus happier pple.
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Men Are Just Happier People--
> What do you expect from such simple creatures?
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> Your last name stays put.
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> The garage is all yours.
> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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> Chocolate is just another snack.
> You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
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> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
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> You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
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> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> The world is your urinal.
> You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one
> is just too icky.
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> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
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> Same work, more pay.
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> Wrinkles add character.
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> Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
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> People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
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> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
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> One mood all the time..
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> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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> You know stuff about tanks.
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> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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> You can open all your own jars.
> You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
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> If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
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> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
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> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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> You almost never have strap problems in public.
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> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
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> Everything on your face stays its original color.
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> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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> You only have to shave your face and neck.
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> You can play with toys all your life.
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> Your belly usually hides your big hips.
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> One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
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> You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
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> You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
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> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
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Sounds good.
Its good to be a guy.
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with metrosexual guys coming on....i dun think tt list is valid anymore
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thats why i stay ubersexual.
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guys are almost always the ones getting rejected leh...must take initiative and all that crap,damn vexing can?
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not to forget, as a guy, you get away with wearing the same pair of socks for 5 consecutive days, a pair of underwear for 3.
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Don't worry about it. We always love to do that in NS don't we guys?Originally posted by starblue:not to forget, as a guy, you get away with wearing the same pair of socks for 5 consecutive days, a pair of underwear for 3.
We also get away with wearing the same shirt for 5days. Ain't that great -
Seen this before. But as a guy, I'm always glad to be reminded of my good fortune.
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you can get away with that too if you want to you know. jsut do it, you're not attached and i doubt you show your underwear and socks to pple to inspect.Originally posted by starblue:not to forget, as a guy, you get away with wearing the same pair of socks for 5 consecutive days, a pair of underwear for 3. -
Nah... foot rot and ringworm infections aren't fun at all.Originally posted by starblue:not to forget, as a guy, you get away with wearing the same pair of socks for 5 consecutive days, a pair of underwear for 3.
I've had both before. -
lol, but being a girl have lots of advantages too. crying can get ouselves out of difficult situations....i dont think the guys are able to do that...
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well, really, girls can do most of the things in the list..
like wearing no shirt to the water park
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MEN! -
I'm sorry. Please forgive me.Originally posted by missqi:
MEN! 
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After all, Girls hate to love men
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Forgiven.Originally posted by fudgester:I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
You are a nice man.
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Originally posted by missqi:Forgiven.
You are a nice man.
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i'm sorry i promise i won't call the cops or protest if you do the topless at the fountains thingyOriginally posted by missqi:
MEN! -
fudgie not a man
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More of a man than a lellow banana!Originally posted by laurence82:fudgie not a man Originally posted by hisoka:i'm sorry i promise i won't call the cops or protest if you do the topless at the fountains thingy
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banana is not a man
misschief, as usual, is toopid -
*me unleashes monkeys at the banana*Originally posted by laurence82:fudgie not a man -
Hmm...simple meh?
You know, embryologically, the female sex is a more basic, default model. Without the the testis-determining factor on the Y-chromosome, in particular a gene called SRY, the embryo will develop into a female with ovaries. The SRY will induce development of the testis with subsequent production of the male sex hormone testosterone. This hormone is needed for development of the male genitalia. If a mutation results in the loss of the receptor for this hormone, the baby will develop into a girl despite having testes and XY genotype (testicular feminization syndrome).
So one might argue that the female is the more basic, default model and the male sex is a later, "more specialised' development
But I still love the girls..