Value of guys....
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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. -
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men are like wine, the older they are, the more their networth.
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ya what you mention is true, then why do you, TS, wants to fall in love and get marry? -
im taken so im the gd ones=pOriginally posted by alfagal:For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. -
common misunderstanding..Originally posted by bladez87:men are like wine, the older they are, the more their networth.
not all wine's worth increase with age.
some simply decompose and turn bland. -
lol like that also can...
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i think you belong to that some.Originally posted by Ito_^:common misunderstanding..
not all wine's worth increase with age. some simply decompose and turn bland. -
technically, not all wine's worth increases with age. there will be a time, when the wine reaches its best state and it goes downhill. u try putting a century old red wine and see if its still edible.Originally posted by bladez87:i think you belong to that some.
the same can go for people, some showed their best when they were younger, some older, everyone's unique in their own way and reveal their potential at different stages in life.
thats how it works. grow up kid. -
No wonder the birth rate is going downOriginally posted by alfagal:For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. -
14) Men are like... air... cos once they're gone, they're gone
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donno whether to laugh or cry ..
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Originally posted by alfagal:For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
another anti-guy email -
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same. ku xiao bu de...Originally posted by Lance_han:donno whether to laugh or cry .. -
dear all,
Disclaimer: jus read for fun, not saying i'm anti male worz.. -
women are very fun to read but not fun to keep coz they collect dust.Originally posted by alfagal:dear all,
Disclaimer: jus read for fun, not saying i'm anti male worz.. -
State in your original post mah....or else kena flamedOriginally posted by alfagal:dear all,
Disclaimer: jus read for fun, not saying i'm anti male worz..
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pls ban alfa
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this is just another mass email lah
like that oso want to flame??
too full already huh -
Quite funnyOriginally posted by alfagal:dear all,
Disclaimer: jus read for fun, not saying i'm anti male worz..
There used to be one about gals too...something like 10 reasons why a car is better than a gf...I cannot remember the whole lot but there was something like "A car has re-sale value"
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Originally posted by alfagal:dear all,
Disclaimer: jus read for fun, not saying i'm anti male worz.. -
this is a bit too late thoughOriginally posted by alfagal:dear all,
Disclaimer: jus read for fun, not saying i'm anti male worz.. -
ya lor , as good as kick le ppl then say sorryOriginally posted by Lance_han:this is a bit too late though