How about I whack you with century old wineskin filled with century old wine?Originally posted by Ito_^:technically, not all wine's worth increases with age. there will be a time, when the wine reaches its best state and it goes downhill. u try putting a century old red wine and see if its still edible.
the same can go for people, some showed their best when they were younger, some older, everyone's unique in their own way and reveal their potential at different stages in life.
thats how it works. grow up kid.
something to add .......Originally posted by alfagal:For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Sight~Originally posted by InnoHippo:something to add .......
Men are like sanitary pads ....... Use and throw
these are not men. they are wimps.Originally posted by alfagal:For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:Aiyohz... It all boils down to personal values and believes mah...
I got a buddy who's always maltreated by his wifey but he loves her, hate her but cannot live without her. Technically, he goes to lab/office everyday with bandages like a mummy.
Addicted to his wife!Originally posted by InnoHippo:
addicted to abuse
maybe his wife is training him?Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:Aiyohz... It all boils down to personal values and believes mah...
I got a buddy who's always maltreated by his wifey but he loves her, hate her but cannot live without her. Technically, he goes to lab/office everyday with bandages like a mummy.
You wanna go rescue him?Originally posted by bananaking:maybe his wife is training him?
i wanna go train his wifeOriginally posted by Herzog_Zwei:You wanna go rescue him?
I bet you never die before.Originally posted by InnoHippo:i wanna go train his wife