Chuck Norris Favourites =P
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# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck NorrisÂ’ beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnÂ’t lifting himself up, heÂ’s pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. too bad he never cries. EVER"
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck NorrisÂ’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesnÂ’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. -
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
i like this one. -
powderful
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Originally posted by starblue:Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
i like this one.
God damn chuck norris..
like Steven Seagal like that..hahaha