Originally posted by the.owl:
hokay, so heres the earth, its chilling, thats a sweet earth you might say, hokay. so, ruling out the ice caps melt thing, the giant meteor become crash into us, the ozone layer leaving, the sun exploding, we are definitely gonna blow oureslves up. Hokay, so we have China India Russia France UK Isreal Pakistan, and us, with nukes. We got 2600 more than anybody else....hwhatever. hanyways, oneday, we decide that the Chinese sons of Bitches are gonna die, so we launch a nuke at CHIna. while its on its way there, CHinas like shit shit who the fuk is shooting us? oh well, fire missiles! and France is like, SHEET GUYZ, ve gotz ze missiles, fire our sh1t! but I'm le tired. well, have a nap, ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILE!!!
meanwhile, Australia downthere is like WTF mate? India Isreal and Pakistan launch their sh1t so we have nukes flying everywhere passing each other.
Russias like AHHHH MOTHERLAND!!! Englands like bout that time eh chaps. Canadas like whats goin on, EH? We are like oh fuk we are dumbasses and Australia is still like WTF? Mars is laughing at us and some huge meteor is like whoa fuk that.
so now we got nuclear hwinter, everyones dead except australia, and they are still like WTF? but they will be dead soon, fuking kangaroos.
but, assuming we dont blow ourselves up, us Carliforniens will just have to work ourway off the United States, to go hang with Hawaii, Alaska can come too, THE END!!
Its not funny if u say it, post the link please.