Post some of your hp's SMS msges you received recently....
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF WTFOriginally posted by starblue:how DARE u suggest such a barbaric thing to me? i'm known throughout the forums as a DEITY (Demure, Elegant, Intelligent and Talented Youth), Demure being the first and foremost value. you should be crucified for attempting to defile me with your uncouthiness. be gone!
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"hey smellypoo! are u going to mambo tonight?"
"oi mummy asks if u want supper we're on our way back now"
"rawrrrrrr! help help help help plsplsplsplspls, quick call me call meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"hey bro we'll be heading down to zouk tonight so do you wanna come join us?"
"oi where you?"
"hey wru?"
"cb pick up leh"
"oiiiiiiiiiiiiiii smellyy are u drunkk pick upp pick up??"
"wtf?"
"hey where are u i'm at mos"
"oi we leaving liao fucking pick up your phone"
"stupid smelly pls call me when you see this"
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this happened last night. still have a few more where the ... are but im damn lazy. HAHA -
the games still on.
just ended..
we minahs got champion :-* -
This is from my sis:
Ah Beng was asked to form a sentence using 123456789 n 10. He did it 1 to 10, and 10 to 1.
1 day i go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me, so i panic n 4 down. The man rush out n wanted to 5 wif me. I run till i fall 6 n throw out. So i go 7 eleven n grab some 8 to throw at him. Then i took a 9 n try to stab him. 10 god he run away. So i put the 9 back n pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day i call my boss n say i am 6. He say 5, tml also no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 n jump down. I dun understand. I so nice 2 him but i dunno what he 1. -
Hi, im going down 2 music room 2nite, hope 2 c u there..
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.....clever ah bengOriginally posted by Darkness_hacker99:This is from my sis:
Ah Beng was asked to form a sentence using 123456789 n 10. He did it 1 to 10, and 10 to 1.
1 day i go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me, so i panic n 4 down. The man rush out n wanted to 5 wif me. I run till i fall 6 n throw out. So i go 7 eleven n grab some 8 to throw at him. Then i took a 9 n try to stab him. 10 god he run away. So i put the 9 back n pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day i call my boss n say i am 6. He say 5, tml also no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 n jump down. I dun understand. I so nice 2 him but i dunno what he 1.
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Thanks so much for being
there friday nite, though I'm sorry
the guys ruined what was
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cuteOriginally posted by Darkness_hacker99:This is from my sis:
Ah Beng was asked to form a sentence using 123456789 n 10. He did it 1 to 10, and 10 to 1.
1 day i go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me, so i panic n 4 down. The man rush out n wanted to 5 wif me. I run till i fall 6 n throw out. So i go 7 eleven n grab some 8 to throw at him. Then i took a 9 n try to stab him. 10 god he run away. So i put the 9 back n pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day i call my boss n say i am 6. He say 5, tml also no need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 n jump down. I dun understand. I so nice 2 him but i dunno what he 1.