Things MEN should tell other Men about Women;-

• NeverSayGoodBye

  26 Jan 08, 16:45

  ..... It's easier to share your life with a dog than a woman because;-
  
  Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
  
  The later you are, the more delighted dogs are to see you.
  
  A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
  
  If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
  
  A dog won't wake you up at night to ask "If I died, would you get another dog?"
  
  
• Herzog_Zwei

  27 Jan 08, 15:09

  Starblue is going to kick the TS's groin hard.
• rlsh07

  27 Jan 08, 15:13

  but dogs are not humans though
• BadzMaro

  27 Jan 08, 15:23

  nice one man...
  
  =P
  
  Men should tell other men about women , cause when women dump thier sorry ass.. they come crying back to the men.. and we comfort them with brotherhood n lots of alchohol and other.. destressing activities.
• Fatum

  27 Jan 08, 15:24

  
  you can't fark a dog though .....
  
  at least .... I don't .....
• rlsh07

  27 Jan 08, 15:24

  Originally posted by BadzMaro:

  nice one man...
  
  =P
  
  Men should tell other men about women , cause when women dump thier sorry ass.. they come crying back to the men.. and we comfort them with brotherhood n lots of alchohol and other.. destressing activities.

  hmm..
• NeverSayGoodBye

  29 Jan 08, 14:55

  Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:

  Starblue is going to kick the TS's groin hard.

  
  ..... maybe she will kick yours first!

• NeverSayGoodBye

  29 Jan 08, 14:57

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  but dogs are not humans though

  
  .....can't you lighten up a bit?

• NeverSayGoodBye

  29 Jan 08, 15:00

  Originally posted by BadzMaro:

  nice one man...
  
  =P
  
  Men should tell other men about women , cause when women dump thier sorry ass.. they come crying back to the men.. and we comfort them with brotherhood n lots of alchohol and other.. destressing activities.

  
  .....well, this is not a gender bashing thread, read it and chill man

• NeverSayGoodBye

  29 Jan 08, 15:04

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  
  you can't fark a dog though .....
  
  at least .... I don't .....

  
  ..... give the dog a break, it can't satisfy all your needs though...

   

   

• caleb_chiang

  29 Jan 08, 15:15

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... It's easier to share your life with a dog than a woman because;-
  
  Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
  
  The later you are, the more delighted dogs are to see you.
  
  A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
  
  If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
  
  A dog won't wake you up at night to ask "If I died, would you get another dog?"
  
  

  
  If a dog can ask you that in the middle of the night, you will be scared out of your life...
• caleb_chiang

  29 Jan 08, 15:16

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  
  ..... give the dog a break, it can't satisfy all your needs though...

   

   

  
  Maybe TS has special preferrences....
• NeverSayGoodBye

  29 Jan 08, 15:20

  Originally posted by caleb_chiang:

  
  If a dog can ask you that in the middle of the night, you will be scared out of your life...

  
  .....but, still.. it is not as scarier if a woman would've ask you...?

• starblue

  30 Jan 08, 13:19

  well, pardon me if i have mood swings every month. you would too if you had to bear those damnable cramps and whole body discomfort. and though it was crudely put, i agree with fatum.

• NeverSayGoodBye

  30 Jan 08, 15:52

  Originally posted by caleb_chiang:

  
  Maybe TS has special preferrences....

  
  .....haha, I know my sexual orientation very well

• NeverSayGoodBye

  30 Jan 08, 16:08

  Originally posted by starblue:

  well, pardon me if i have mood swings every month. you would too if you had to bear those damnable cramps and whole body discomfort. and though it was crudely put, i agree with fatum.

  
  .....a woman's mood swing and their emotional unpredictability every month are driving men nutty! Other than that, women are a lovable creature

  Hmm...dogs are safe for now, with people like fatum around

• starblue

  30 Jan 08, 23:27

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  
  .....a woman's mood swing and their emotional unpredictability every month are driving men nutty! Other than that, women are a lovable creature

  Hmm...dogs are safe for now, with people like fatum around

  
  really got so bad meh? i think once u get used to a woman's mood swings, you'll find it easier to ignore. my brothers will just leave me alone when i start getting irritable and begin snapping at every single thing.

  cos they know that if they stay tuned, the kind-hearted, amiable, gentle and demure sister will be right back after the break.

• Herzog_Zwei

  1 Feb 08, 13:46

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... maybe she will kick yours first!

   

  You started the thread. Get ready to feel pain...

   

  Originally posted by starblue:

  cos they know that if they stay tuned, the kind-hearted, amiable, gentle and demure sister will be right back after the break.

   

  Wah!!! Your bros so nice and torelant!!!

• NeverSayGoodBye

  1 Feb 08, 15:11

  Originally posted by starblue:

  
  really got so bad meh? i think once u get used to a woman's mood swings, you'll find it easier to ignore. my brothers will just leave me alone when i start getting irritable and begin snapping at every single thing.

  cos they know that if they stay tuned, the kind-hearted, amiable, gentle and demure sister will be right back after the break.

  
  .....if you ignored them when they got mood swings,, they will say you don't care about them, men are insensitive, men are cold blooded, yadah yadah....

  What a woman needs a man to do when she got mood swings?...hmm, beside the "ignore" part?

  .....any guy who wanted to woo you must get to know your brothers first...?

• NeverSayGoodBye

  1 Feb 08, 15:12

  Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... maybe she will kick yours first!

   

  You started the thread. Get ready to feel pain...

   

   

  .....no pain so far, as you can see from your above post she can be quite gentle too.........

• Nelstar

  1 Feb 08, 15:41

  Things MEN should tell other Men about Women

   

  It's easier to have a dog than a woman because

   

  1. You can feed a dog leftover from your plate while a woman will feed you leftover from her plate

   

    

• starblue

  1 Feb 08, 16:21

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  
  .....if you ignored them when they got mood swings,, they will say you don't care about them, men are insensitive, men are cold blooded, yadah yadah....

  What a woman needs a man to do when she got mood swings?...hmm, beside the "ignore" part?

  .....any guy who wanted to woo you must get to know your brothers first...?

   

  u dun ignore them then wad else can u do? you know she's b!tching. she knows she's b!tching. so just give each other a break loh... when i got mood swings, i take it out on inanimate objects around me. ANY objects that block my way, snub my toe when i kick them, cause me to feel like breaking them, make me too cold, too hot, too irritated etc etc will fall prey to my wrath.

  but other humans (who stay away from my path) will be relatively unharmed.

  what has my brothers got to do with a guy who wanna woo me?

• starblue

  1 Feb 08, 16:22

  Originally posted by Herzog_Zwei:

  Wah!!! Your bros so nice and torelant!!!

  not say nice lah... let's just say... they've gotten quite used to my b!tchy self since she surfaces almost every other month.

• NeverSayGoodBye

  1 Feb 08, 17:26

  Originally posted by Nelstar:

  Things MEN should tell other Men about Women

   

  It's easier to have a dog than a woman because

   

  1. You can feed a dog leftover from your plate while a woman will feed you leftover from her plate

   

    

  .....for your info, dog don't eat leftover nowsaday, dogs' got better life than human. Maybe the dog will eat from the plate and ask you to eat the leftover on the floor....

• NeverSayGoodBye

  1 Feb 08, 17:33

  

  Originally posted by starblue:

   

  u dun ignore them then wad else can u do? you know she's b!tching. she knows she's b!tching. so just give each other a break loh... when i got mood swings, i take it out on inanimate objects around me. ANY objects that block my way, snub my toe when i kick them, cause me to feel like breaking them, make me too cold, too hot, too irritated etc etc will fall prey to my wrath.

  but other humans (who stay away from my path) will be relatively unharmed.

  what has my brothers got to do with a guy who wanna woo me?

  .....you sounded like a tonardo

  .....they knew all your weakest spots, that's all a guy needs to know...