On Sunday evening, I walked past a couple of drivers who were arguing with each other. One chap parked his Space Wagon headlong in front of the entrance of the post office but couldn't leave because the other git parked his Sunny behind the former, parallel to the road.
Space Wagon driver: Next time use your f***ing brain!
Sunny driver: What did you say?! How can you use vulgar words against me.
I chose not to interfere, but they were still there when I was 100 yards away! The Space Wagon driver held himself up when he didn't need to!

He forgot to use his brain too.
