Top ten favourite hates on singapore roads.
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10. bangalah cycling in the middle of the road.
- confused two way lane with dirt track back home.
9. drivers who don't know what signal lights are for.
- the stick below the steering wheel is not bits left over from the assembly plant.
8. major expressways turining into a car park during rush hour.
7. 2 bangalahs cycling side by side, talking in the middle of the road.
- least they are not holding hands.
6. reknown psycho taxis drivers,gets aurthority approval.
- upgrades to 3 litres engine. be afraid, be very afraid.
5.hand dangeling out of cars with cigarettes.
- testing of 70s urban myths, traumatic amputation of arms.
4.drivers with impaired vision, driving with extra bright head lights.
- next upgrade, swimming pool flood lights?
3. hoggers on the expressway.
- seriously they are not retard, just mentally challenged.
2. tailgaters on the expressway.
- see remarks for no. 3.
1. fat mercedes cars driving in middle of two lanes.
- you are not the only one who pay road tax! -
you missing the old women that pay road tax and cross the road when the men is red....
but otherwise true and funny..
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i hate red light cams
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very interesting.
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/Originally posted by ausopen:9. drivers who don't know what signal lights are for.
- the stick below the steering wheel is not bits left over from the assembly plant.
- drivers who read signals as "wan cut lane?" *accelerates* -
esp hate & fear it when they flick the BURNING cigarette butt right beneath my car's RUNNING engine.Originally posted by ausopen:5.hand dangeling out of cars with cigarettes.
- testing of 70s urban myths, traumatic amputation of arms.
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What about bloody JB bikers that straddle both lanes or insist on weaving in and out of heavy traffic. My no.1 pet peeve! Although the bangalahs who camouflauge in the middle of the night come in a close second.
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u r damn right!! tmd when u signal for a lane change that vehicle far behind suddenly floor his accelerator in the fear of u cutting in front of him/her. what kind of stupid mentalilty is that.Originally posted by Camellias4me:/
- drivers who read signals as "wan cut lane?" *accelerates* -
I think nowadays TPs top the hate list...
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same thoughts...but nothing is more irritating than driving thru little india i sunday evenings...like a bunch of gigantic ants walking down the roadOriginally posted by wcafe:I think nowadays TPs top the hate list... -
Heh .. it reminds me of a time where i was travelling behind a Mitsubishi Lancer .. that fella was smoking so was i ... he flicked his butt out into the air and it hit my bonnet and bounced on my windscreenOriginally posted by zodi:esp hate & fear it when they flick the BURNING cigarette butt right beneath my car's RUNNING engine. 
I returned him a favour, i picked up and went infront of his car and flicked mine too, i think my ciggy went into his car i saw him in my rear view mirror moving left and right
and that time we were on the expressway ... bloody F#$%er mess around with a Ciggy flicking King
Anyways its nothing glorious ranting about it ... just a thought i wanted to post, anyways peeps please dun flick those Ciggy butts around, its littering, and you will be fine if got caught, so i am trying to cut down on the habit already
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blocking two lanes right.. wait till you go into the small roads... your horns and headlights must be use at all times...Originally posted by kentheman:same thoughts...but nothing is more irritating than driving thru little india i sunday evenings...like a bunch of gigantic ants walking down the road -
Yesterday just happened to me. Red light, I stopped behind a Taxi. While waiting, the taxi slowly roll back. Even after horning for maybe a minute, that bugger never responsed. So in the end, WE KISSED!!! Then he come out and have a look. With that look that thinks I am wrong or something, just keep telling him his car roll back in a civilised manner. He said he step on the brakes, must be dreaming or jelly legs already.Originally posted by ausopen:......
6. reknown psycho taxis drivers,gets aurthority approval.
- upgrades to 3 litres engine. be afraid, be very afraid.
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Finally he moved his taxi a little in front, came down to check his bumper. I think he still think I am the one who knock him. But moved off after seeing nothing much. Kind of hoping I have a V-cam with me then, to take the whole scene.
However, there ARE still quite a few safety taxi drivers, so not all are psychoSSss..... -
i think the worst are still taxi drivers that after they cut into ur lane with no signal but still have the guts to wind-down the window to scold u.& point that middle finger.......lucky that day i had another friend that open my door and walk out in the middle of the red lights to give that taxi driver a good scolding.
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If i were you, i have no obligations to call up his company and LTA already, do you know he can get his license revoked because of endangering other people on the road because of his negligence? Get his license number down and Email a complain to the company ...Originally posted by wbucket:Yesterday just happened to me. Red light, I stopped behind a Taxi. While waiting, the taxi slowly roll back. Even after horning for maybe a minute, that bugger never responsed. So in the end, WE KISSED!!! Then he come out and have a look. With that look that thinks I am wrong or something, just keep telling him his car roll back in a civilised manner. He said he step on the brakes, must be dreaming or jelly legs already.
Finally he moved his taxi a little in front, came down to check his bumper. I think he still think I am the one who knock him. But moved off after seeing nothing much. Kind of hoping I have a V-cam with me then, to take the whole scene.
However, there ARE still quite a few safety taxi drivers, so not all are psychoSSss..... -
I am think I will play nice since nothing was damaged, did write down his number just in case. If he tried to argue or something, then different story. He only give the innocent/puzzled/suspicious look.Originally posted by johncooper:If i were you, i have no obligations to call up his company and LTA already, do you know he can get his license revoked because of endangering other people on the road because of his negligence? Get his license number down and Email a complain to the company ... -
ya lah.... damn irritated....Originally posted by dibilo:u r damn right!! tmd when u signal for a lane change that vehicle far behind suddenly floor his accelerator in the fear of u cutting in front of him/her. what kind of stupid mentalilty is that.
that is singapore... kiasu mentality. kaoz.... want to change lane nicely also cannot.... everytime made me slow down until my behide vehicle also need to slow down. and i die die wan to cut in then got car bo bian stop.... ccb.... -
back in india, roads are made not for human or car.... its for the cows....Originally posted by kentheman:same thoughts...but nothing is more irritating than driving thru little india i sunday evenings...like a bunch of gigantic ants walking down the road
so they think we are riding a cow... kanna knock also wont die one... -
they not scare of car one... roads are made for cows not cars.Originally posted by houndy:blocking two lanes right.. wait till you go into the small roads... your horns and headlights must be use at all times...
i very scare of bangala at night... cannot see them one.... -
You got a point. But die die cut in also not very good. I keep seeing those that cut here cut there, if want to exist or turn right or left, I am fine. Those that go Zig Zag seem inconsiderate, sometime filter a little taking up 2 lanes, like waiting to see which is faster. I thought I can only see it Batam, but I guess Singapore also have.Originally posted by digicharat:ya lah.... damn irritated....
that is singapore... kiasu mentality. kaoz.... want to change lane nicely also cannot.... everytime made me slow down until my behide vehicle also need to slow down. and i die die wan to cut in then got car bo bian stop.... ccb....
You die die cut in, the next lanes car also have to slow down!
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dun have to hate them if u actually plan to stop for a red light.Originally posted by Theatre Of Dreams:i hate red light cams -
The number 1 that tops the list since ice-age will be..............
The Merc driven by tai tai wearung glove who thinks that road tax she paid entitles her to drive at 45km/h on every road. -
The number 1 that tops the list since ice-age will be..............
The Merc driven by tai tai wearing her white glove who thinks that road tax she paid entitles her to drive at 45km/h on every road. -
number 7.. those banglahs or even china man can take up the whole lane as thou singapore is CHINA BAnGLADESH.. Ride like nobody business..
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I hate 99 bends or known as 13 corners at south bouna vista...it makes my foot heavy and makes my cars corners at an average of 75km/h - 80km/h. damn...it makes my tires botak...that place was marked by HENG@ doing 1min 15secs now i have to beat that coz i lost by 3 secs plus in the wet somemore...argh i hate 99 bends!! but i love going there...hahaha!!!