I just watched that episode of Top Gear and it made me ROFLMAO! Especially the Lonely Hearts ads:
May: "41-year-old man with
sensitive hair..."

Hammond: "5-foot-11 (audience laughs)...it's a lonely hearts ad, I can't say I'm a short angry bum! ("How many replies did you get?") None."

The kitchen cabinet handles and the "bling" gearknob....oh my word...
