"Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what ... BEING STABBED?"
"...anyone who looks happy sitting in the back of a german 4-seater convertible... looks like Hitler."
"Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss." (Mercedes CLS55 AMG)
"There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!" (2004.06.13 - After presenting the Renault Modus)
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you, that's the killer." my fav~!

"I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well."
Hammond: (after race between F1 pit crew and women) Men and woman shouldn't be allowed to go out with each other.
Clarkson: Yes, men should only go out with other men!
Hammond: You're scaring me now...
(speaking of the last Mercedes S Class) "The first time I've ever done a powerslide in a home cinema that's for sure!"
"if you go though the pearly gates, backwards, in a ball of fire, that is cool!"
(Clarkson spots man with long brown hair and beard in audience) "Jesus is here! Is he the special guest?"