Why did the Chicken Cross the Road??
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Hiya everyone,
Just came across tis forum and just wanna say a big HULLO!! to everyone.
Hmm.. sorry to say tis, but I was browsing thru the forum and sorta realised that its not sho happening here. Wot do you guys do around here anyway?
By the way, here's the MOST controversial question of the last century.. WHY?? Why did the chicken cross the road??
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Free your mind.. Die without regrets. -
To prove to the armadillo it can be done.
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To luf someone is nothing, to be luf by someone is something, to be luf by the one you luf is everything..... -
*crack brains* i give up...
snoopy: y did u cross the road anyway?
*LOL* juz kiddin...
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Love is just an illusion~ -
Coz it needed a slurpee from the 7-11 across the road
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Hmmmmm...what kind of happenings happen are u happened to look for?
Becoz the chicken saw the cock on the other side of the road but the cock chicken out!!
Excuss me, think straight, it's a Roaster!! -
ALLe..
Happenings which just happen to happen are the most happening sort of happenings.. whoa *head dizy.. too many things happening..*
Hmm.. what's a roaster? A cock which has been put over the flame grill and throughly roasted?? ;p Ok.. Ok.. me noe its a typo.. -
ALLe..
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. what kind of happenings would you reccomend?? ;>
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Free your mind.. Die without regrets. -
Very happening, well, So u happened to happen to come to this happening place to see whether happened to have happening here!!
Go for their bbq happening happen soon which i happen to think & check whether it's happening or not happening.
There should be enough chicken, cock or rooster for u to eat or see. -
Will cross the road in June. No, August. September
for sure.
OS/2 Chicken:
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was
so quiet that nobody noticed.
Win 95 Chicken:
You see different colored feathers while it
crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like...
chicken.
Microsoft Chicken (TM):
It's already on both sides of the road. And it
just bought the road.
OOP Chicken:
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a
message.
Assembler Chicken:
First it builds the road ...
C Chicken:
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken:
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd
simply refer to him on the other side.
VB Chicken:
USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
Delphi Chicken:
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped
on the other side.
Java Chicken:
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the
server will download one to the other side. (Of
course, those are chicklets)
Web Chicken:
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just
keeps on running.
Gopher Chicken:
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web
chicken.
Newton Chicken:
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but
you can carry it across the road in your pocket!
Cray Chicken:
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you
don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives
on the other side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on
all sides of the road until you observe it on the
side of your course.
Lotus Chicken:
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same
way we do !
Mac Chicken:
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken
to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it
to.
Al Gore Chicken:
Waiting for completion of NCI (Nation Chicken-
crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as
it's finished, assuming he's re-elected and the
Republicans don't gut the program.
COBOL Chicken:
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1
BY 1 UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE ELSE GO TO 0001-
CHICKEN-CROSSING
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To luf someone is nothing, to be luf by someone is something, to be luf by the one you luf is everything..... -
Why did the chicken cross the road?
hmmm.............
*think think*
'coz it wanted to get to the other side?
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Peace, Love, Empathy -
Eh...
Coz it just went straight?
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Will cross the road in June. No, August. September
for sure.
OS/2 Chicken:
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was
so quiet that nobody noticed.
Win 95 Chicken:
You see different colored feathers while it
crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like...
chicken.
Microsoft Chicken (TM):
It's already on both sides of the road. And it
just bought the road.
OOP Chicken:
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a
message.
Assembler Chicken:
First it builds the road ...
C Chicken:
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken:
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd
simply refer to him on the other side.
VB Chicken:
USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
Delphi Chicken:
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped
on the other side.
Java Chicken:
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the
server will download one to the other side. (Of
course, those are chicklets)
Web Chicken:
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just
keeps on running.
Gopher Chicken:
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web
chicken.
Newton Chicken:
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but
you can carry it across the road in your pocket!
Cray Chicken:
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you
don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives
on the other side fully cooked.
Quantum Logic Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on
all sides of the road until you observe it on the
side of your course.
Lotus Chicken:
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same
way we do !
Mac Chicken:
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken
to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it
to.
Al Gore Chicken:
Waiting for completion of NCI (Nation Chicken-
crossing Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as
it's finished, assuming he's re-elected and the
Republicans don't gut the program.
COBOL Chicken:
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1
BY 1 UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE ELSE GO TO 0001-
CHICKEN-CROSSING
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To luf someone is nothing, to be luf by someone is something, to be luf by the one you luf is everything..... -
DaKar..
*LOL* that was hilarious..
Fwah.. can't imagine all sorts of cock answers I get for such a simple question.. of coz I deserve it for asking a chicken question..
ALLe..
Is that a personal invite from you? *wink* *wink*
Reznor..
Yup, you've got it rite big boy.. 'To get to the other side..'
Now EVERYBODY..
Why did the duck cross the road? ps. Nope not to get to the other side also (the chicken was patented and if the duck copied, it would infringe copyright laws..) Okie me new found frens, me gotta snoop off.. 'chat' tomorrow morning.. Be there or be square.
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Free your mind.. Die without regrets. -
To get to the other side lar
AR bo ?
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I'm not perfect but parts of me are excellent
And 1 Thing
MAKE LOVE! NOT WAR ! -
Snoopy:
'coz the duck wanted to get off the side it was currently on?
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Peace, Love, Empathy -
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
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From South Park :
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road ?
It didn't have the guts.
<audience : hur hur hur> -
Well guys.. The duck had to cross the road, coz it the chicken's day off..
Finally, why did the pervert cross the road?
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Free your mind.. Die without regrets. -
so easy coz it wan to get to the other side of the road
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Well it's simple to find it's feet lah
kekekekekek -
i read this is alt.humor.tasteless
coz the chicken was on the other side :pOriginally posted by Snoopy:Well guys.. The duck had to cross the road, coz it the chicken's day off..
Finally, why did the pervert cross the road? -
Will a chicken know it's a road in the 1st place???????????????
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wat is the chicken doin at the road?
isn't it suppose to be in the coop??
how can we have chickens running ard the place like tt??
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