Altezza reigns supreme!
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Lexus IS/Toyota Altezza.. this car is sweet and still looks greeaat. Make this your dream car and cruise with the crewww.
Ok eveyone go own one now kthnxbye
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Not the way I view it....
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the front wants to make me puke >_>
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OK mah, Quite nice leh. Support abit lah. But the pic is more like high class abeng with bodykit and HID etc etc.Originally posted by Anima85:the front wants to make me puke >_> -
dis car damn great..can be for racing and family sedan..
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It is still a TOYOTA...Originally posted by HumanDaddy:Lexus/Toyota Altezza.. this car is sweet and still looks greeaat. Make this your dream car and cruise with the crewww.
Ok eveyone go own one now kthnxbye
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so can a bmw 3 series sedan..Originally posted by bmx_rider:dis car damn great..can be for racing and family sedan..
for that matter even a honda accord type R can do that... so what's so great?? and the list can go on and on... mazda MPS, legacy GT... -
I support bmx_riderOriginally posted by breytonhartge:so can a bmw 3 series sedan.. for that matter even a honda accord type R can do that... so what's so great?? and the list can go on and on... mazda MPS, legacy GT... 
Bmw..honda..pfft all common cars driven by uncle aunty. Tis car is unique & not so common, that's wat makes it great
Conversation with apek uncle
Normal Dude 1: 'Whoa today I bought a new bmw'
Apek Uncle : 'Cheh so common, see so many on the streets, your uncle sam, uncle lam, aunty lee oso got wat. wat's so special?'
Normal Dude 2 : 'Hey check this out my new honda man, uncle apek u like it?'
Apek Uncle: 'I just saw like 1000 of those on the way here to your house. I recognise that boring 'H' emblem. Nothing to see here folks move along
Coolest Dude in the World : [Doesn't say a word, just drove to a stall to ta pau some fish ball noodle soup takeaway]
Passer bys (mostly hot chicks) : 'Whoaa awesome wat is this car man , never seen b4! Is it the new ferrari!
Apek Uncle : What in the world@!@ this car looks so cool it's like a family car but yet so sporty, must be expensive man..is this even street legal!!?
Coolest Dude in the World : 'Yep' oh by the way, you're drooling all over...here take this hankerchief and wipe yourself off..aight.
15 mins later after having some oral & orgies combos & finally handling some crowd control, the coolest dude speaks to the masses who are still in awe
Coolest dude in the world speaks: 'Girls ladies..calm down, why u gotta have to come onto me like that..I ain't Brad Pitt/or some white boi David Beckum so pleasee, put yer clothes back on, cover your ass up & cease with the disrespecting of yourselves to me... all u hot chicks gotta do is just stand there, play your position and move along. Stop flashing me with your beautiful twin packs like some crazy ass bitc hes and act the fool..peace and I'm out' -
only cl7R is almost same cat as altezza. but altezza RWD.Originally posted by breytonhartge:so can a bmw 3 series sedan.. for that matter even a honda accord type R can do that... so what's so great?? and the list can go on and on... mazda MPS, legacy GT...
bmw 3 series how to outrun altezza? 2000 or 2500cc cant, unless the 1 with the 3000cc or m3. but cc so big, it bully liao.
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what's wrong with a toyota???Originally posted by breytonhartge:It is still a TOYOTA... -
only cl7R is almost same cat as altezza. but altezza RWD.
This man speaks the truth! and for those who dunno wat RWD means = rear wheel drive k
bmw 3 series how to outrun altezza? 2000 or 2500cc cant, unless the 1 with the 3000cc or m3. but cc so big, it bully liao.
mps, legacy gt, all are TC. diff cat equal DK.
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if u're talkign about the current E90 3 series manual...I am sure that it can keep up if not outrun it....thats IF u get rid of the run flat tyres....and also may i remind u that u cant compare the 3 series with the altezza cos its in a diff league...is the altezza as luxurious as the 3 series or is it as solid? I dont think so.Originally posted by gamersworldsg:only cl7R is almost same cat as altezza. but altezza RWD.
bmw 3 series how to outrun altezza? 2000 or 2500cc cant, unless the 1 with the 3000cc or m3. but cc so big, it bully liao.
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Originally posted by HumanDaddy:
hmm... this guy's so-called conversation sound like someone hor?
I support bmx_rider Bmw..honda..pfft all common cars driven by uncle aunty. Tis car is unique & not so common, that's wat makes it great
[b]Conversation with apek uncle
Normal Dude 1: 'Whoa today I bought a new bmw'
Apek Uncle : 'Cheh so common, see so many on the streets, your uncle sam, uncle lam, aunty lee oso got wat. wat's so special?'
Normal Dude 2 : 'Hey check this out my new honda man, uncle apek u like it?'
Apek Uncle: 'I just saw like 1000 of those on the way here to your house. I recognise that boring 'H' emblem. Nothing to see here folks move along
Coolest Dude in the World : [Doesn't say a word, just drove to a stall to ta pau some fish ball noodle soup takeaway]
Passer bys (mostly hot chicks) : 'Whoaa awesome wat is this car man , never seen b4! Is it the new ferrari!
Apek Uncle : What in the world@!@ this car looks so cool it's like a family car but yet so sporty, must be expensive man..is this even street legal!!?
Coolest Dude in the World : 'Yep' oh by the way, you're drooling all over...here take this hankerchief and wipe yourself off..aight.
15 mins later after having some oral & orgies combos & finally handling some crowd control, the coolest dude speaks to the masses who are still in awe
Coolest dude in the world speaks: 'Girls ladies..calm down, why u gotta have to come onto me like that..I ain't Brad Pitt/or some white boi David Beckum so pleasee, put yer clothes back on, cover your ass up & cease with the disrespecting of yourselves to me... all u hot chicks gotta do is just stand there, play your position and move along. Stop flashing me with your beautiful twin packs like some crazy ass bitc hes and act the fool..peace and I'm out' [/b]
*hint*
http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=245846&page=7
http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=245846&page=8 -
hey u are right!Originally posted by shin-kyo:hmm... this guy's so-called conversation sound like someone hor?
*hint*
http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=245846&page=7
http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=245846&page=8
this guy's got like the ultimate loser fantasies la.. hahah -
hmm...
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got owned 2 time. is this going to be the 3rd time? -
pls get your facts right too.. the lexus does not offer the tuned 3sGE inline 4 engine 210ps... with a manual... in singapore the lexus only offers the 1GFE inline6 160ps... not quite enough oomph to play with an equivalent 3 series, especially with the lexus slush box... very lethargic. So its really only a toyota altezza.Originally posted by HumanDaddy:Lexus/Toyota Altezza.. this car is sweet and still looks greeaat. Make this your dream car and cruise with the crewww.
Ok eveyone go own one now kthnxbye
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Still you don't make a good case for this being a dream car...
and a lexus is a toyota... what I don't understand is the whole vehicle is made from toyota parts but just because they slap a badge with an L on it, you pay a premium of some times up to 50% on the car... -
Originally posted by HumanDaddy:I support bmx_rider Bmw..honda..pfft all common cars driven by uncle aunty. Tis car is unique & not so common, that's wat makes it great
lexus is200 not common?? you've got to be kidding right? As to the altezza being uncommon, of course its a grey import. what do you expect?
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Altezza?
Alte-LANJIAO ah!
your stories have not improved. please seek additional remedial language classes from your teacher. -
pls get your facts right too.. the lexus does not offer the tuned 3sGE inline 4 engine 210ps... with a manual... in singapore the lexus only offers the 1GFE inline6 160ps... not quite enough oomph to play with an equivalent 3 series, especially with the lexus slush box... very lethargic. So its really only a toyota altezza.
RESPECT!! u know so much about this car
Still you don't make a good case for this being a dream car...
and a lexus is a toyota... what I don't understand is the whole vehicle is made from toyota parts but just because they slap a badge with an L on it, you pay a premium of some times up to 50% on the car...
did u own one b4 hehehe
Ok sorry dude, there's so many spec for this car so maybe didn't clarify properly. Initially the thread was mainly for the looks which in my opinion is great and should be made a dream car. Anyways, since there's lexus is200 is300 series and the toyota altezza or the rs200, etc all LOOKS the same so it means all will be classified under lexus/toyota altezza for that purpose not to confuse kids trying to buy their dream cars (they go for looks first then only performance mah
. When we've decided to buy then maybe we will choose which spec to buy but that's a different story cos they'll do research on which spec to buy according to their need for speed!! And whoever above wanted to compare E90, then compare with the new IS250 or IS350 that just came out this year I think k 
But of course it's all about $$$$. If ppl like me only can afford IS300 budget then this car is for u/
Note : Anyone out there who felt left out because they were in the IS category and felt that they want to be in the Altezza category as some insist so fiercely that they are different, dun despair. HumanDaddy Supports Toyota Altezza and Lexus brothers!!..surprise? dun be, together we form one Band of Brothers, we all look the same outside so we cruise the streets of Singapore and other roads k.It dun matter which spec [There's no 'I' in team]
Now a warning to readers : BreytonHartge(brother of Hamann) is a BMW lover!!! he modifies and tune Beemers!! he's a beemer lover dun let him discourage u not to buy this car. From history Lexus/toyota altezza and BMX..errr BMW are sworn enemies. I tell u this car is Greatt if u decided u dun want to follow the beemer path. This car got good reputation in racing, drifting and prestige. So wat if it's toyota. Damn good company might be number 1 car producing company and by rite u SHOULD pay premium price for their cars cos so efficient, good engine, parts are easy to get and u always got TRD (Toyota racing development) to watch your back if u're into modding or Maxxing power. Toyota makes other sports car too Lexus loves toyota so much they incorporated toyota parts.
One Night when a Lexus IS300, Toyota Altezza & a L tuned- Z tuned E92 BMW Coupe first met.
Lexus IS300 & Toyota Altezza were happily cruising the highway at 180Km/hr.
Lexus IS300 : 'Yo Bro, I love it when we cruise st these speeds I feel like the stresses of this world, our hearthaches just passes by.
Toyota Altezza : 'I feel u bro, I feel u'
5 minutes of peacefulness then suddenly from behind, both of them saw a damn bright 8000 HID light flash before their eyes. Within seconds, they heard loud beaming sound of wat seemed like an overly stressed engine noise revving at insane speed coming towards them & what seemed miles away was now suddenly within their comfort zone.
Yes it was a Beemer...
Both Lexus & Altezza floored their engine damn kau lat (hokkien meaning press pedal to the floor) but to no avail, there was a long screech...a bang...then an accident.
Beemer :'@#!* my baby! what have i done!! I was too fast too furious now omg wat happen to my baby BM'
Toyota Altezza : 'Dude u hit my car...'
Beemer : 'I'm so sorry!! I couldn't stop, my car was too fast for my tyres. I brakes 150meter ahead but it just couldn't stop'
Toyota Altezza assessed the damage...LexusIS300 broken bumper...Beemer intercooler, headlights, engine and front body...crushed..
Beemer : 'Will u charge me?'
Altezza : 'It's alright man, it's just the bumber damaged I can get it replaced at the local TRD shop'
Beemer : U sure
Altezza : 'Yea Man, so u going to breyton hartge to fix yer car up?
Beemer :
Toyota Altezza tries to comfort the beemer : 'hey hey' look here dun worry bout it, it's just a car man.. looke on the bright side, your car as solid and luxurious as it is actually came to use..it save your lifeee!.
Beemer : wahh wahhh I rather die with my car like how the captain went down with the titanic wah wah.
15 mins later
Beemer touched by the altezza words spoke : 'I love u guys man..u lexus/altezza owners are so nice ppl, I never had this kind of priviledge when I was in my BMW club. Now that i total lost my beautiful beemer I won't be looked up to anymore. I LOVE U GUYS!!, my next car will be a Lexus IS/Toyota Altezza, I want to join your club!!! Lexus/ Altezza ownz the STREETS!!@! forever love u guys. kthnx bye '
Both the toyota and lexus started their cruise again at 179km/hr cause the damager bumber affected their aerodynamics..abit.
Lexus ISspeaks to Altezza : Well, looks like it's another sucessful night getting more lexus/altezza to join us. Hey who know sooner or later, those ppl might finally realise that our car is great, sufficient to be cool. and did u hear the beemer said Lexus/altezza own the streets?
Altezza : Yea, guess the car speaks for itself, we do reign supreme after all
Lexus IS: u think one day they would stop making all other car brands except for ours?
Altezza : Yea bro, I hope so, maybe one day..one day, we'll see.
Shall we go ta pau some fish ball noodles now?
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did u fail english??? no i mean serious?? and maths too???as in 1300 can buy evo9....
then u drop out of skool then go and work right...
omg u are such a goddamn loser....
gentlemen... together we shall make this thread longer than the previous threads... -
Huh! really ah! wah i din know.....Originally posted by HumanDaddy:Toyota makes other sports car too Lexus loves toyota so much they incorporated toyota parts.
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Originally posted by n0x:did u fail english??? no i mean serious?? and maths too???as in 1300 can buy evo9....
then u drop out of skool then go and work right...
omg u are such a goddamn loser....
gentlemen... together we shall make this thread longer than the previous threads... Peace bro feel like u wan to make another USA led war invasion or sumthing.
I'm not a killer just a IS/Altezza lover.
Got the car recon and know some contacts so cheaper than evo9. Evo car rox like nox by the way..too bad it's a little too much for me, felt unsecure having that car. -
omg omg omg.
ur stories are so entertaining. make me cant stop laughing.
anyway, nice story u have. seen some improvement in ur english.
nono. i cannot say that. cause my english arent that good either.
im so so so sorry.
the story of a Lexus IS300, Toyota Altezza & a L tuned- Z tuned E92 BMW Coupe very gd leh. where and how u think of it one ah?
oh ya, just to share with u my new upgrade ride.
i just put evo's parts and body kit into my fiat punto. and then i will drive to a stall to buy some fish ball noodle soup. then when i come back, i saw some hot chicks looking at my car: "'Whoaa awesome wat is this car man , never seen b4! Is it the new lamborghini?"
Uncle : What in the world@!@ this car looks so cool it's like a family car but yet so sporty, must be expensive man..is this even street legal!!?
Me :"ya, oh by the way, you're drooling all over...here take this tissue and wipe yourself off..aight"
2 hours later after having some oral & orgies combos & finally handling some crowd control, i speaks to the masses who are still in awe
me speaks: 'Girls ladies..calm down, why u gotta have to come onto me like that..I ain't Wang Dong Chen or Wu Zun, so pleasee, put yer clothes back on, cover your ass up & cease with the disrespecting of yourselves to me... all u hot chicks gotta do is just stand there, play your position and move along. Stop flashing me with your beautiful twin packs like some crazy ass bitc hes and act the fool..peace and I'm out' [/b] -
oh ya. forgot to share with u, just now i was cruising with my brother Fiat Stilo along the highway at 180Km/hr.
Fiat Stilo : 'Yo Bro, I love it when we cruise st these speeds I feel like the stresses of this world, our hearthaches just passes by.
Me : 'I feel u bro, I feel u'
5 minutes of peacefulness then suddenly from behind, both of them saw a damn bright 8000 HID light flash before their eyes. Within seconds, they heard loud beaming sound of wat seemed like an overly stressed engine noise revving at insane speed coming towards them & what seemed miles away was now suddenly within their comfort zone.
Yes it was a Toyota Altezza...
me and my bro start to floored our engine damn kau lat (hokkien meaning press pedal to the floor) but to no avail, there was a long screech...a bang...then an accident.
Toyota Altezza :'@#!* my baby! what have i done!! I was too fast too furious now omg wat happen to my baby Altezza'
Me : 'Dude u hit my car...'
Toyota Altezza : 'I'm so sorry!! I couldn't stop, my car was too fast for my tyres. I brakes 150meter ahead but it just couldn't stop'
My car assessed the damage... Fiat Stilo broken bumper...Toyota Altezza intercooler, headlights, engine and front body...crushed..
Toyota Altezza : 'Will u charge me?'
Me : 'It's alright man, it's just the bumber damaged I can get it replaced at the local Evo shop'
Toyota Altezza : U sure
Me : 'Yea Man, so u going to breyton hartge to fix yer car up?
Toyota Altezza :
I tries to comfort the Altezza driver : 'hey hey' look here dun worry bout it, it's just a car man.. looke on the bright side, your car as solid and luxurious as it is actually came to use..it save your lifeee!.
Toyota Altezza : wahh wahhh I rather die with my car like how the captain went down with the titanic wah wah.
15 mins later
Toyota Altezza touched by my words spoke : 'I love u guys man..u Fiat owners are so nice ppl, I never had this kind of priviledge when I was in my Toyota Altezza club. Now that i total lost my beautiful Toyota Altezza I won't be looked up to anymore. I LOVE U GUYS!!, my next car will be a Fiat, I want to join your club!!! Fiat ownz the STREETS!!@! forever love u guys. kthnx bye '
Both Fiat driver started their cruise again at 179km/hr cause the damager bumber affected their aerodynamics..abit.
Fiat Stilo to me : Well, looks like it's another sucessful night getting more Fiat to join us. Hey who know sooner or later, those ppl might finally realise that our car is great, sufficient to be cool. and did u hear the Altezza driver said Fiat own the streets?
Me : Yea, guess the car speaks for itself, we do reign supreme after all
Fiat Stilo: u think one day they would stop making all other car brands except for ours?
Me : Yea bro, I hope so, maybe one day..one day, we'll see.
Shall we go ta pau some fish ball noodles now?
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