Conspiracy Theory
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Guardian birds at HDB carpark
was at geylang east central visiting a friend. the carpark was very full.
when i came down 2 hrs later... i got a shock... my car was drenched with bird droppings from bumper to foot... while the 2 other cars beside me were unscathed...
therefore my conclusion is that these are highly trained guardian birds that protect the carpark. they have powerful bowel systems that can store shit for days at a stretch until a foreign car is detected... how to detect i donno... maybe they look for the season parking coupon..
and when an unsuspecting car steers in... they will assume their respective positions in the trees without as much as a rustle... when the owner who is still in the dark about the conspiracy foolishly leaves his car... the birds gleefully unleashes a few days worth of crap onto the car... while chirping merrily in triumph...
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LOL
i guess you are kind of unlucky to have parked there..
and right. they truely sounds like guardian birds
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Is your car bright red in color??
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no leh... its silver... and about 2 weeks old only...Originally posted by sgboy2004:Is your car bright red in color??
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becareful of the parking lot at Holland Village outside the Delifrance, esp at night sia...can bathe in bird shit there. but then my ride is white..and they say white attracts birds...Originally posted by Axl:Guardian birds at HDB carpark
was at geylang east central visiting a friend. the carpark was very full.
when i came down 2 hrs later... i got a shock... my car was drenched with bird droppings from bumper to foot... while the 2 other cars beside me were unscathed...
therefore my conclusion is that these are highly trained guardian birds that protect the carpark. they have powerful bowel systems that can store shit for days at a stretch until a foreign car is detected... how to detect i donno... maybe they look for the season parking coupon..
and when an unsuspecting car steers in... they will assume their respective positions in the trees without as much as a rustle... when the owner who is still in the dark about the conspiracy foolishly leaves his car... the birds gleefully unleashes a few days worth of crap onto the car... while chirping merrily in triumph...
so drivers beware... -
A few friends and I think that metallic cars like those in silver and gold attract bird poo. My previous champange gold car was like a poo magnet, so was my friend's gold car.
But seriously, I think that parking underneath a shady tree is most likely the main culprit. -
hmmm hachi roku ?Originally posted by jiayong:becareful of the parking lot at Holland Village outside the Delifrance, esp at night sia...can bathe in bird shit there. but then my ride is white..and they say >>>>>white<<<<< attracts
birds...
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At least those droppings are almost harmless if u got a very well-waxed car and u clean them away soon. Those scratch done by itch hands are more evil!!
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do birds sh*t on a particular color ?
