Originally posted by Axl:
Guardian birds at HDB carpark
was at geylang east central visiting a friend. the carpark was very full.
when i came down 2 hrs later... i got a shock... my car was drenched with bird droppings from bumper to foot... while the 2 other cars beside me were unscathed...
therefore my conclusion is that these are highly trained guardian birds that protect the carpark. they have powerful bowel systems that can store shit for days at a stretch until a foreign car is detected... how to detect i donno... maybe they look for the season parking coupon..
and when an unsuspecting car steers in... they will assume their respective positions in the trees without as much as a rustle... when the owner who is still in the dark about the conspiracy foolishly leaves his car... the birds gleefully unleashes a few days worth of crap onto the car... while chirping merrily in triumph...
so drivers beware...
becareful of the parking lot at Holland Village outside the Delifrance, esp at night sia...can bathe in bird shit there. but then my ride is white..and they say white attracts birds...