Got tis one time hor, i was sittin in a taxi... Goin ssdc for drivn lesson...
" Uncle, please go Amk there the drivin center..." Tis make him talk non-stop bout learnin to drive...

He started talkin bout how he obtain his licence...
He: " U know how i learn to drive?"
Me: " Hmm... Inst?
H: No... guess...
M: Ur dad, uncle???
H: Bus driver!
M: Huh?
H: Last time i always sit inside the bus see the bus driver drive... See how they turn la, do tis do tat... No need inst de!
M: oh... u very "li hai"!!!

H: I first time pass liao lo! Last time no need tak wat theory theory de... Tat time kana the tester v strict one, still i managed to pass first time... i told tester, drivin hor, is depends on ur skill one!
Thoughts of mine... Taxi uncle only knowledge of theory is...

Traffic lights red, stop... green, go... Tis is wat he ownself say...
Wow... really worryin for my life sia! haha...

Sittin inside a taxi... Then hear the taxi uncle sayin nev learn from inst, learn from bus driver... theory only know red stop, green go... Broke up in cold sweat liao...

Then hor, he got to go demo his skill... His hp rang... He go ans his phone... He left both his hand off the steerin wheel!!! He took 1 hand to tak the phone, other to tak the handsfree set... then go connect it... My heart hor, really skip a beat sia..

Then reachin drivin center liao... He started teachin... Check blindspot ah... vEry easy de... He drivin st ahead... n stead of lookin st ahead, go check blindspots!!!
Jus look here, look there can liao... turn turn his head somemore acc faster n faster! Phew...
I finally managed to reach my destination in one piece...

He somemore can ask me: "My drivin very gd hor ???" Wat can i say? "ya, "very gd, very gd"..."

The only conso i got from him is tis... His hair quite white, means he quite old... N so... hmm... his drivin skill should be still hmm... ok ba... Think if his looks very de young, i think i wil jus get off the taxi ba!

Any similar experience?